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Kitty: Robert, you nearly died today.
Robert: But I didn't.
Kitty: Well, you're damn lucky. My father died of a heart attack on my birthday and now you have one on the day our son is born and I'm sorry but I'm not gonna let history repeat itself, I won't.
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Nora: Rule number one, when the baby naps, you nap.
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Nora: Alright. You want Robert to miss it?
Kitty: He's not going to miss it, okay? There's going to be so many diapers to change. He's going to be changing diapers over and over and over again.
Nora: Be careful of that little penis. It's a sprinkler system.
Kitty: Don't worry because I have this ...
Nora: What the hell is that?
Kitty: A pee pee teeepee.
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Robert: Oh, look at him. I'd forgotten how little newborns are.
Kitty: I know.
Robert: He needs a name.
Kitty: He does.
Robert: What's it going to be? Connor or Ben?
Kitty: I had an idea. Trish gave us this gift and I thought maybe it would be nice if we honored her.
Robert: I think naming him Trish would be child abuse.
Kitty: Trish Evans.
Robert: Evan.
Kitty: It means peaceful warrior.
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Sarah: (about Tommy) Would you just try talking to him, because he won't tell me anything.
Kevin: Say what?
Sarah: Say that we think he's trying to get rid of Holly and he can't break the law to do it.
Kevin: Sarah. Robert is having by-pass surgery. I don't have a place in my brain for this right now.
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Scotty: You know, your friend has a new son. You have a new nephew.
Kevin: Have you seen him?
Scotty: Uh huh. And I think you'd better meet him before you do anything else.
Kevin: I don't feel presentable right now.
Scotty: It's okay, he won't mind. He's all blotchy too.
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Nora: You were so calm, explaining everything to everyone. I forgot how good you are in a crisis.
Justin: Mom, you forgot because I'm the one usually causing the crisis.
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Robert: Kitty. If this gets out ...
Kitty: No. You missed the birth of our son. I'm not going to let you miss the rest of his life. I don't care. I don't care about your campaign. I don't care how long it takes you to recover. You are going to have the surgery.
Robert: Okay.
Kitty: I'm going to tell them that you're ready. It's going to be okay.