Brothers & Sisters

Nora: Any chance of you not telling your siblings about this? Sarah: Mm... Not a big chance, no. Nora: Sarah, please. In the name of all that's holly. I'm the one who bought you your first bra. I'm not above playing the guilt card. Sarah: Sorry, mom. Nora: Who did you tell? Sarah: Come on, Mom. You spent a night in jail for smoking pot! This family should have a Bat-signal for things that good.

Robert: Why? If we both feel the same way about each other, why should I go? If you say it's because you work for me, or 'cause you're in a man clense, or I'm recently divorced, or any other excuse you're gonna come up with, then I'm here to tell you that you are out-argued. Kitty: Okay, okay! What could you possibly say...? (Rob kisses Kitty.) Kitty: Mmm. Okay, you make a good point. Robert: And furthermore... (Rob kisses Kitty.)

Nora: For the record sweetie, I tried to bother Kitty and Kevin with this first. Sarah: Well I appreciate that mom.

(About Kevin's blind date with Scotty) Chad: Did you sleep with him? That's all I want to know. Kevin: You don't actually.

(To Kitty, about their relationship) Senator McCallister: My point is people are gonna see us Kitty, and I want you to know that I won't be caring.

(After Chad comes over to see Kevin) Scotty: My gay-dar just red lined.

Holly: Hey Tommy, do you have 5 minutes? Tommy: For you Holly, I have 3.

Michelle: Let me hook you up with one of my friends. Kevin: Do they look like you? Michelle: Yes, they do. Kevin: Then no.

Michelle: Holy crap, you're like gay. Kevin: I'm not 'like' gay, I'm the real thing.

Senator McCallister: Where are you going? Kitty: I'm going home, to pack. Senator McCallister: It's an overnight, just throw something in a bag. Kitty: I am going to San Diego with a US senator to see a billionaire. I am going to bring options.

Justin: I messed up bro. Kevin: Okay, well uh, at least you're still alive. Justin: I didn't do drugs you moron just, just Tyler. Kevin: (sarcastically) Oh, you ass.

Senator McCallister: You're on a man diet. Kitty: A man fast. It's a man fast. Senator McCallister: Because that sounds so much better.

(After Kitty has slept with Senator McCallister.) Sarah: So how was he? Kitty: Sarah please, as if I would ever even-you know he was great.

Kitty: You are never going to believe this. I slept with McCallister. Sarah: Oh Kitty, you scared me. I thought something bad had happened. Kitty: Something bad did happen. Do you understand that I work for him, he is my boss. Sarah: Oh please, sleeping with co-workers is like a reflex for you. Kevin: I slept with Scotty. Kitty: Kevin! Spill it quickly. I have a crisis to avert over here. Kevin: What crisis? It's 8:00 in the morning... Oh! Did something happen last night? Did we have... Oh my god! You and McCallister!

Sarah: And as for Holly, as long as we don't have a gold-digging mistress division, she's of absolutely no use to Ojai Foods or to me.

Senator: Hey, there's a few more hours left in Valentine's Day. I think we should go find all the happy couples and throw things at them.

Kitty: Are you considering running for President, Senator? Senator: (looks at Kitty smiling) Yes, I am.