Brothers & Sisters

Season 1 Episode 14

Valentine's Day Massacre

Aired Sunday 10:00 PM Feb 11, 2007 on ABC



  • Trivia

    • Sen. McCallister is Catholic.

    • Senator McCallister (Rob Lowe) says he's always had a thing for Demi Moore. In the 1980's Lowe and Moore were both part of the "Brat Pack" and co-starred in the movies "About Last Night" and "St. Elmo's Fire"

    • Nora tells Sarah that the Pasadena police department is on Huntington, drive to be exact; however the police department is actually on Walnut.

  • Quotes

    • Nora: Any chance of you not telling your siblings about this?
      Sarah: Mm... Not a big chance, no.
      Nora: Sarah, please. In the name of all that's holly. I'm the one who bought you your first bra. I'm not above playing the guilt card.
      Sarah: Sorry, mom.
      Nora: Who did you tell?
      Sarah: Come on, Mom. You spent a night in jail for smoking pot! This family should have a Bat-signal for things that good.

    • Robert: Why? If we both feel the same way about each other, why should I go? If you say it's because you work for me, or 'cause you're in a man clense, or I'm recently divorced, or any other excuse you're gonna come up with, then I'm here to tell you that you are out-argued.
      Kitty: Okay, okay! What could you possibly say...?
      (Rob kisses Kitty.)
      Kitty: Mmm. Okay, you make a good point.
      Robert: And furthermore...
      (Rob kisses Kitty.)

    • Nora: For the record sweetie, I tried to bother Kitty and Kevin with this first.
      Sarah: Well I appreciate that mom.

    • (About Kevin's blind date with Scotty)
      Chad: Did you sleep with him? That's all I want to know.
      Kevin: You don't actually.

    • (To Kitty, about their relationship)
      Senator McCallister: My point is people are gonna see us Kitty, and I want you to know that I won't be caring.

    • (After Chad comes over to see Kevin)
      Scotty: My gay-dar just red lined.

    • Holly: Hey Tommy, do you have 5 minutes?
      Tommy: For you Holly, I have 3.

    • Michelle: Let me hook you up with one of my friends.
      Kevin: Do they look like you?
      Michelle: Yes, they do.
      Kevin: Then no.

    • Michelle: Holy crap, you're like gay.
      Kevin: I'm not 'like' gay, I'm the real thing.

    • Senator McCallister: Where are you going?
      Kitty: I'm going home, to pack.
      Senator McCallister: It's an overnight, just throw something in a bag.
      Kitty: I am going to San Diego with a US senator to see a billionaire. I am going to bring options.

    • Justin: I messed up bro.
      Kevin: Okay, well uh, at least you're still alive.
      Justin: I didn't do drugs you moron just, just Tyler.
      Kevin: (sarcastically) Oh, you ass.

    • Senator McCallister: You're on a man diet.
      Kitty: A man fast. It's a man fast.
      Senator McCallister: Because that sounds so much better.

    • (After Kitty has slept with Senator McCallister.)
      Sarah: So how was he?
      Kitty: Sarah please, as if I would ever even-you know he was great.

    • Kitty: You are never going to believe this. I slept with McCallister.
      Sarah: Oh Kitty, you scared me. I thought something bad had happened.
      Kitty: Something bad did happen. Do you understand that I work for him, he is my boss.
      Sarah: Oh please, sleeping with co-workers is like a reflex for you.
      Kevin: I slept with Scotty.
      Kitty: Kevin! Spill it quickly. I have a crisis to avert over here.
      Kevin: What crisis? It's 8:00 in the morning... Oh! Did something happen last night? Did we have... Oh my god! You and McCallister!

    • Sarah: And as for Holly, as long as we don't have a gold-digging mistress division, she's of absolutely no use to Ojai Foods or to me.

    • Senator: Hey, there's a few more hours left in Valentine's Day. I think we should go find all the happy couples and throw things at them.

    • Kitty: Are you considering running for President, Senator?
      Senator: (looks at Kitty smiling) Yes, I am.

  • Notes

    • International Episode Titles:
      Czech Republic - Valentinský masakr (Valentine's Massacre)

    • Music:
      The Otherside by Breaks Co-op
      Easy by Barenaked Ladies
      Opposite of Me by Josh Kelley
      The Mating Game by Bitter Sweet

  • Allusions

    • Kitty: Well, this is not indecent proposal and believe me, I'm no Demi Moore.

      An allusion to the 1993 movie Indecent proposal staring Demi Moore who plays a married woman who accepts to sleep with another man for $1,000,000.