(Speaking about a 20th century birthday party hat)
Dr. Huer: Perhaps it's academic, but perhaps by some small chance and assassin does get into the building after me, I will not be murdered wearing a blue and white plastic cone on my head, it's positively undignified.
Twiki: Bidi-bidi-bidi... Party Pooper!
Dr. Huer: Party pooper? (looks through the party favors) Well, I'm not certain, mind you, but they might have one of those here, too.