Cordelia: I think it's great to do that before you go out and fail in the real world. That way you're not falling back on something, you're falling, well, forward.
Xander: And almost 65% of that was actual compliment. Is that a personal best?
Cordelia: Gee Xander, what are you gonna teach when you fail in life? Advanced loser being?
Xander: I will teach zee language of love!
Cordelia: Don't touch me! You have fish hands!