Another series classic. It had drama, humor and it was creepy! Here is where the real season began with the first and this is also the last 'perfect' episode for a while. It's no wonder it's one of Joss' favourtie episodes.
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Conversations With Dead People
This episode is another classic and where the real season begins. the best moments are Dawn's trying to save her mom but kudos to Willow's as well. Xander wasn't in this episode which was good or else it would have been too much. and even though I always had a problem with Webster’s and Buffy's scenes, those are actually pretty good. this episode is very strong and dark and creepy. it's a very good beginning of the real season.
cut to the bronze with a girl beginning to sing and Buffy is in the cemetery and Spike in the bronze and Willow in the library. Dawn arrives home and goes to the kitchen and Buffy waits for a vampire to rise 'here we go'
the credits start
cut to Jonathan and Andrew arriving to sunnydale. they came to save the world. cut to Buffy fighting a vampire and Dawn in the house all alone. then she dances and puts food in the micro but she hears something bumping. cut to Willow and then she sees Cassie and she is there even though dead. she begins to talk about Tara and that she still sings. cut to Dawn watching a movie and talking to someone and then wind comes in and the phone goes off. she cannot turns off the tv. cut to Buffy fighting the vampire again and he knows her and his name is Webster. cut to Dawn again and everything goes on and she begins to smash everything. she goes to the kitchen and the machine explodes.
cut to Webster and Buffy again and they begin to talk about what they have been doing. Webster sees that he's a vampire and he can morph and he likes it. and Buffy says she kills vampires since school cause it's a calling. and he says Scott said she was gay but now he came out. and the phone rings but Buffy doesn't pick up. cut to Dawn and her mom was on the seat. poltergeist things begin to happen. and she hears something and she tells to stop. and she asks things and it's her mom but she's not okay and she asks if she's alone and again she says no and the house begins to move. cut to the geeks coming in the school. and they want to save sunnydale. and they don't think the Scooby’s will allow them and then Warren arrives to Andrew. and they think that Jonathan is their lost hope.
cut to Willow and Cassie on the table. she says she can't see Tara because of what she did. Willow says she misses Tara and Cassie says Tara is crying. and Cassie says that Tara said she's strong like an Amazon. cut to Spike in the bronze getting it on by a girl. cut to Webster and Buffy and they talk about relationships. and Buffy feels sad because she is gonna kill him and he says she feels superior. and then they talk about her parents splitting and it's because her dad cheated. and he says she thinks she's better than other people and that's why she can't get one. and then Buffy says that she says she has done a lot things and she says she behave like a monster to her last guy. and then he attacks her and tries to bite her.
and she fights back and she's upset now. and they fight again and fall in a tomb. cut to Dawn and she hears the monster breathing. Dawn sees her mom and something on her. and Dawn is staying to save her mother. cut to the geeks and they go a place and they find what they are looking for. cut to Web and Buffy and he makes her upset. and he knows about Buffy having a relationship with a vampire. cut to Spike walking with a woman. cut to Willow and Cassie says things are more clear where they are and Cassie tells her to never use magic again. Willow says she's gonna be okay but Cassie says she's gonna kill everybody. cut to Andrew and Jonathan talking about high school. Jonathan misses it. he misses everything but Andrew says nobody misses him. but Andrew says they don't care but he does.
cut to Dawn and she is casting out the demon and it hurts her but she continues. cut to Buffy and Webster and she says that Spike really cared about her. she says she wanted to be punished and hurt. she says she feels worse than anyone and that she's not worthy of their love because it doesn't mean anything because their opinions don't matter. she feels like she's superior. she says it doesn't make any sense and he says it's because she feels alone. and then they are ready to fight again. and she tells about Spike and he knows him. cut to Dawn again casting the monster out. and it dies and then she falls on the ground and her mom appears. cut to Willow and Cassie and she says that she has to stop. then Cassie tells her something and then she can see Tara. she tells her to kill herself.
cut to Buffy and Web and he says that Spike sired him and cut to Spike killing the woman. cut to Dawn and Joyce and she says she loves Dawn but Buffy won't be there for her and Buffy won't chose her and goes and Dawn begins to cry. cut to the geeks and Andrew kills Jonathan and Cassie says she wasn't and tells Willow to kill herself. and she says she doesn't know hurt and she isn't a fan of easy death. she is going for a big finish and she will devour them and becomes all scary and goes away. and then cut to everyone and Jonathan falling dead and Buffy killing Webster 'can I spend the night, alone?'
Black Out
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Best episode quotes:
Andrew: You keep circling around. Just?just drive straight in.
Jonathan: Will you shut up? We gotta keep it low pro.
Andrew: You're just scared.
Jonathan: Of course I'm scared. Last time we were here, 33.3bar percent of us were flayed alive.
Andrew: Calm down. No one's getting flayed alive. We got a plan. We're gonna fix all that.
Jonathan: Wish I'd have stayed in Mexico.
Andrew: Ah, I didn't like it there. Everybody spoke Mexicalan.
Jonathan: You could've learned it. You learned the entire Klingon dictionary in two and a half weeks.
Andrew: That had much clearer transitive and intransitive rules, OK? Besides, I can't keep having those nightmares.
Jonathan: Me neither. Desde abajo te debora.
Andrew: "It eats you starting with your bottom."
Jonathan: Gonna make it right.
Andrew: We're outlaws with hearts of gold.
Cassie: So, this is the UC library, huh? It's so big. Hey.
Willow: I know you. I mean, I saw your picture.
Cassie: Yeah, I know, it's kinda weird 'cause we never really met.
Willow: Or kinda weird because your're really dead.
Cassie: Yeah well…
Willow: Did I fall asleep?
Cassie: No, no, I'm here. I mean, not-not here here... it's kinda complicated. Kind of ironic, too, you know. I wrote all that intense poetry about the end, and here I am again. Chatting you up.
Willow: Yeah, ironic.
Cassie: I knew this would completely freak you out. It's just? she asked that I come talk to you. It's important.
Willow: She?
Cassie: Don't worry. I'm not gona hurt you or anything?
Willow: Who asked you? What are you talking about?
Cassie: She says she still sings.
Willow: What?
Cassie: Remember that time on the bridge when you sang to each other? Well, she says even though you can't hear it, she still sings to you.
Willow: Tara?
Webster: OK, um, junior year, spring production of Pippin, uh, I did the lighting design.
Buffy: I didn't see it.
Webster: But you'd helped me move the lighting board, and I dropped it on your foot.
Buffy: Right, foot. Yes, of course. History class. It's all coming back. Sorry.
Webster: Well, you know, it's not like I was a big part of your life or anything.
Buffy: No, I just?I didn't recognize you, you know, your face, all demon, and I think you've filled out a lot.
Webster: Oh, yeah, well I got into to Tae Kwon Do in a big way at Dartmouth, so...
Buffy: That's great.
Webster: Yeah.
Buffy: So what have you been up to?
Webster: Well, apparently dying. Uh, no, but other stuff. Uhh, you know, majoring in Psych. Really liking that. Uhh, took a year of to do an internship at the Sunnydale Mental Hospital.
Buffy: Wow. That's gotta be a... popular joint.
Webster: I? I keep telling them we ought to get a velvet rope and a bouncer. Hey, you remember Jason Wheeler, you know, "Crazy J"?
Buffy: Oh, yeah.
Webster: He always had that shtick of "Yeah, I'm crazy, I'm crazy."
Buffy: How is he?
Webster: Crazy. He's been in the chronic ward since graduation. Not really that funny, I guess.
Buffy: Ironic, sorta.
Webster: Yeah. Whoa. Did my face just change?
Buffy: Yeah. You look human now. You can do that?go back and forth.
Webster: Oh, so I'm a vampire. How weird is that?
Buffy: Sorry.
Webster: No, no. Feels great. Strong. Like I'm connected to a powerful all-consuming evil that's gonna suck the world into a firey oblivion. How 'bout you?
Buffy: Not so much connected.
Webster: No, no. I mean, with the stake and the cross?you do this kind of thing a lot?
Buffy: I'm the slayer. It's sort of a thing.
Webster: So, what?you like fight vampires professionally? Or?
Buffy: Oh, I don't get paid. It's more like a calling. Since?even in school.
Webster: I heard a lot of rumors about you back then. You were all mysterious.
Buffy: I was?
Webster: Well, you were never around. A lot of kids thought you were dating some really old guy, or that you were just heavy religious. Scott Hope said you were gay.
Buffy: What? I dated that ringworm.
Webster: He says that about every girl he breaks up with. And then last year, big surprise, he comes out.
Buffy: Men. Do I know how to pick 'em.
Webster: So, all that time, you were a slayer?
Buffy: The.
Webster: "The", like as in "the only one"?
Buffy: Pretty much.
Webster: Oh. So, when you said not connected, that was kind of a telling statement, wasn't it??
Buffy: Ah, Psych 101 alert.
Webster: Well, I'm just saying.
Buffy: Yeah, what I really need is emotional therapy from the evil dead.
Webster: Hey, it was your phrase.
Buffy: I'm connected. I'm connected to a lot of people, OK.
Webster: No. No, I hear ya.
Buffy: I really am.
Warren: Nice job.
Andrew: There you are. I'm scared out of my frickin' gourd here.
Webster: Take it easy. Take it easy.
Andrew: Do you have any idea how hard it's been to act this cool?
Warren: Calm down, you're doing great. All specs are within parameters.
Andrew: You keep leaving me. I hate it when you leave me. One time you died, and I ended up a Mexican.
Warren: We've been over this. Now, that death thing was all part of the master plan. Come on, "If you strike me down..."
Andrew: "I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine." Of course. Do you think, maybe, Willow could kill me, too?
Warren: Hey, don't worry. If short round pulls off his end of the bargain, we'll both become gods.
Andrew: "That boy is our last hope."
Warren: "No, there is another."
Andrew: Wait, really? Who's our last hope?
Warren: No, I was just going with it. It was a thing. He's our last hope.
Willow: Tara, is it you?
Cassie: She's sorry she couldn't come herself.
Willow: Why didn't she? I don't understand... I mean, if you can manifest yourself
Cassie: She just can't.
Willow: Why not? I don't understand.
Cassie: Because of what you did.
Willow: What?
Cassie: You killed people. You can't see her. That's just how it is. I'm sorry.
Willow: But?But she's talking to you? And-and she can hear me? Tara? Tara, I miss you. I miss you so much. Can she hear me? What's happening. Did she say anything? What? Did she go away?
Cassie: She's crying.
Willow: No. No, don't cry. Don't cry, sweetie. Talk to me.
Cassie: She misses you, too. She wishes she could touch you.
Willow: Me too. Oh, me, too. Oh, God, Tara, it hurts so much. Everyday, it's like this giant hole, and it's not getting better.
Cassie: It will. It can.
Willow: How? You're gone.
Cassie: But you're not. You're strong, like an Amazon, remember?
Willow: I do. I remember.
Webster: So, you meet someone, you form a bond...
Buffy: But it never lasts.
Webster: Do you mean in all relationships, or just yours?
Buffy: My parents weren't exactly the paragon of stay-togetherey-ness. Maybe that's part of it. I think there're people out there who'd make it. I just... target the impossible ones... with deadly accuracy.
Webster: You think you do that on purpose? Maybe you're trying to protect yourself?
Buffy: Protecting myself? From heartbreak, misery, sexual violence, and possible death? Not so much.
Webster: From committing.
Buffy: I commit. I'm committed. I'm a committee.
Webster: So it's them? You're reaching out, they're just not coming through?
Buffy: It's different. I think you're confusing me because you're evil.
Webster: I just think you're in some pain here? which I do kind of enjoy 'cause I'm evil now? but you should just ease up on yourself. It's not exactly like you have the patent on bad relationships.
Buffy: Wouldn't it be cool if I did?
Webster: And what are you? supposed to be settling down already? At 21? You know, my girlfriend at college, she's so sweet. We have this great thing, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna go vampify her just so we can be together forever.
Buffy: Sire.
Webster: What?
Buffy: The word? when you turn a human into a vampire? it’s you "sire" them.
Webster: Cool.
Buffy: It's a noun too.
Webster: Oh, I have so much to learn. Come on, isn't this insane? I mean, I was afraid to talk to you in high school, and now we're, like, mortal enemies. Hey, wouldn't it be cool if we became nemeses?
Buffy: Is that how you say the word?
Webster: We're gonna have to fight to the death, aren't we?
Buffy: It's the time-honored custom.
Webster: Wow, reality just shows up sometimes, doesn't it? But, you know, I've got the bloodlust pumping, and I kinda get it. I'm looking for a fight. And, oh, it's nothing personal.
Buffy: Oh, no, I mean, you've been great.
Webster: And fun catching up. I haven't really kept in contact with many of my friends from high school. Guess I'll be looking them up pretty soon.
Buffy: Yeah.
Webster: Hey, I don't mean to be Count Buttinsky here, but you just don't seem as thrilled. Is it because we're gonna fight?
Buffy: 'S 'cause I'm gonna win.
Webster: Hello. Two years of Tae Kwon Do and vampire strength. I think somebody's counting their chickens.
Buffy: You're not leaving this graveyard. Can't let ya.
Webster: Do the words "superiority complex" mean anything to you?
Buffy: You think I'm gonna let you go kill a bunch of people? You know I'm sworn to?
Webster: No, no. I get the battle against evil. That's not the issue?
Buffy: There is no issue. Don't issue me.
Webster: Just answer me this: whose fault was your parents divorce?
Buffy: OK, you know, this is beyond evil. This is insane troll logic. What do my parents have to do with??
Webster: I'm just curious. Your opinion.
Buffy: They both have a lot of?
Webster: Off the top of your head.
Buffy: My dad.
Webster: Uh-huh.
Buffy: He cheated. Um, I think he cheated.
Webster: So, of all of these relationships of yours? that you knew subconsciously were totally doomed? Whose fault is that?
Buffy: It's incredibly different.
Webster: I was just wondering, is it possible, even a little bit, that the reason you have trouble connecting to guys is because you think maybe they're not worth it? Maybe you think you're better than them.
Buffy: Say, there's that bloodlust I was looking for.
Webster: Struck a nerve.
Buffy: I'm gonna strike a nerve cluster in a minute, you don't get off this. I don't remember you being this annoying.
Webster: You don't remember me at all.
Buffy: Yes, I do.
Webster: Yeah, like, after 30 minutes of reminding. And I don't take it personally because clearly you were in your own little world in high school. All chosen. All destiny. Who could live with that for seven years and not feel superior?
Buffy: I'm not. My God, if anything, I?
Webster: What?
Buffy: I just? if you knew what I've done, what I've let myself become. My best friends don't even? You’d laugh, you heard some of the things I've done to them.
Webster: Buffy, I'm here to kill you, not to judge you.
Buffy: The last guy I was with, it got really? I behaved like a monster, treated him like? But at the same time, I-I let him completely take me over. Do things to me that? I'm sorry. Wow, I didn't mean to get all true-confessions there. I don't know what's wrong with me.
Webster: There's nothing wrong with you. Everyone's got issues.
Willow: I don't know where to start. Um, after Warren shot you? you know all about that, what happened? It was horrible. I was horrible. I?I lost myself, the regular me.
Cassie: Well, you were grieving.
Willow: A lot of people grieve. They don't make with the flaying. I hurt so many people.
Cassie: It was the power.
Willow: I am the power. It's in me. Did I mention the random destruction of property? The Magic Box is not so much a box now?
Cassie: The power is bigger than you are.
Willow: I know, but?
Cassie: Things are more clear where Tara is, where we are. We can see your path, and you have to stop. You can't use magic again, not ever.
Willow: Black magic, of course. But Giles says it isn't as simple as-as quitting it all cold-turkey?
Cassie: It's too dangerous. You can't take the chance that you'll lose control.
Willow: I-I don't want to. I-I can't. I never want to cause that kind of pain.
Cassie: Of course you don't.
Willow: So, I won't. I'm gonna be OK.
Cassie: She says...
Willow: What?
Cassie: You're not gonna be OK. You're gonna kill everybody.
Jonathan: We almost got this thing uncovered.
Andrew: Yep.
Jonathan: I hope Buffy'll know how to destroy it. 36-19-27! That's it! That was my locker combination. God, it's been bugging me all night.
Andrew: Dude, we spent the last few years trying to forget about high school. Why are you trying so hard to remember it?
Jonathan: I don't know. I guess I miss it. Don't you?
Andrew: Yeah, I really miss it.
Jonathan: No, I'm serious. I really miss it. Time goes by, and everything drops away. All the cruelty, all the pain, all that humiliation. It all washes away. I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day. I miss the people who never knew I existed. I miss 'em all. I want to talk to them, you know. I want to find out how they're doing. I want to know what's going on in their lives.
Andrew: You know what? They don't wanna talk to you?all those people you just mentioned. Not one of them is sitting around going, "I wonder what Jonathan's up to right now." Not one of them cares about you.
Jonathan: Well, I still care about them. That's why I'm here.
Buffy: And the joke is... he loved me. I mean, in his own sick, soulless way, he really did care for me. But I-I didn't want to be loved.
Webster: Didn't you?
Buffy: I have all this power. I didn't ask for it. I don't deserve it. It's like... I wanted to be punished. I wanted to hurt like I thought I deserved. I sorta think? you know, this is, um, complicated. If you'd rather just fight...
Webster: Tell me.
Buffy: I feel like I'm worse than anyone. Honestly, I'm beneath them. My friends, my boyfriends. I feel like I'm not worthy of their love. 'Cause even though they love me, it doesn't mean anything 'cause their opinions don't matter. They don't know. They haven't been through what I've been through. They're not the slayer. I am. Sometimes I feel? this is awful?I feel like I'm better than them. Superior.
Webster: Until you can't win. And I thought I was diabolical? or, at least I plan to be. You do have a superiority complex. And you've got an inferiority complex about it. Kudos.
Willow: I'm gonna what?
Cassie: That's why I came. We needed to warn you.
Willow: You saw my path? W-what do you know? What? what did you see?
Cassie: You don't want to know what we saw.
Willow: Oh, God!
Cassie: But if you stop? completely. No more magic.
Willow: Right. Right. Stop. W-what about Giles? He made it seem like it was just as dangerous for me to quit completely, like I'll go off the deep end again?
Cassie: You can't. If you do so much as another spell?
Willow: I tried to stop. I-I tried. What if I can't do this?
Cassie: Don't think that way.
Willow: Well, how can I not? You're telling me I'm gonna murder all my friends. I'm not strong. I'm not an Amazon. I'm just me.
Cassie: Well, there is one thing? one thing you could do to stop it.
Willow: What? Anything.
Cassie: And you could see her. You wouldn't have to talk through me.
Willow: Tara?
Cassie: That's what you want, isn't it?
Willow: Of course.
Cassie: So go. Be with her. Everybody will be safe, and you'll be together again. It's not that bad. Really. It's just like going to sleep.
Willow: Who are you?
Joyce: Things are coming, Dawn. Listen, things are on their way. I love you, and I love Buffy, but she won't be there for you.
Dawn: What? Why are you??
Joyce: When it's bad, Buffy won't choose you. She'll be against you.
Dawn: No! No, don't go! Please, don't go!
Cassie: Suicide thing was too far, huh? Hmm. You seemed so ripe.
Willow: Tell me who you are.
Cassie: I stand by my opinion. The world would be a better place if you took a razorblade to your wrist?
Willow: Stop.
Cassie: I can see it now. Candlelight, the Indigo Girls playing, picture of your dead girlfriend on your bloody lap.
Willow: Stop it!
Cassie: Oh, baby, you left such a big hole. It hurt so bad. You don't know hurt. This last year's gonna seem like cake after what I put you and your friends through, and I am not a fan of easy death. Fact is, the whole good-versus-evil, balancing the scales thing? I’m over it. I'm done with the mortal coil. But believe me, I'm going for a big finish.
Willow: From beneath you, it devours.
Cassie: Oh, not it. Me.
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Story: 10
Acting: 10
Writing: 10
Picture: 10
Gripping: 10
My Rank: 10
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Total: 10