Faith is back to sunnydale and here is where it all continues. A very interesting and cool episode with Caleb.
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Dirty Girls
Awesome episode, Faith is back. This episode is one of the reasons why I could never fully like Buffy. I disliked her here massively. Molly died and Xander lost his eye because of her. I loved that they take her out the group in the next episode, in this one. The end was awesome.
Cut to a girl running in the woods and she stops a car and she goes inside and she tells him to ride. He says she should be tucked in bed. He asks if she wants to go somewhere and he is going to sunnydale and he will drop her off. He says that she is a whore. He says that she was born dirty and she tries to escape but she is trapped. The guy says that the men behind her were her boys and that Satan is a little man. She burns something on her neck. He tells her to deliver a message and he cuts in her and throws her out of the car. The car behind stops and finds her the girl, it's Willow and Faith. 'Yep, guess I’m back in sunnydale'
the credits start
Cut to Xander's room and a girl is talking to him and she says that she is scared. She says she never had a real boyfriend and never been with a man. Then comes another girl again and they say that they never had a threesome. Then all the girls are playing with their pillows. Then Rona wakes up Xander and he has he has a cramp. Cut to the hospital and Willow and Faith and Faith says that she wanted to know about the slayers and that she was attacked because they wanted to kill her for being a slayer. Faith tells Willow to stay and she will go alone.
Cut to a girl running and Spike goes after her and attacks her but Faith stops him and they begin to fight. Spike tells Faith that they are fighting at the same fight and then Buffy hits Faith and says she didn't realise it was her. Buffy says that Spike is now and that the girl was a vampire and Faith hits her and stakes her. Buffy says it's nice to have her back. Cut to the house and Dawn sees Faith and she doesn't like her. Spike tells Faith that Giles wanted to kill him. Cut to Caleb drinking whine. He talks about god and he sees The First. She tells him to look hard and he says he sees strength and loneliness and that she is the slayer. He says that he blew up the castle and he had never seen the slayer and she says that he will know Buffy soon.
Cut to Andrew talking about Faith. And that was good but then she went on the dark side. Cut to the eating room and he is making up stories except for the last part. Then he continues about Faith and that she is a killer and never forget that. Chao-Ann says that there is a girl in the yard doing gymnastic. Buffy goes to Robin and she says that they are on even ground and that she meant what she said but she needs him on her side and on the fight and he says they are good but she is fired. Robin tells Buffy to test the girls and that the mission is what matters. Cut to Faith going to the attic and there is Spike and she didn't know he was there. Faith is crazy about the potentials and so is Spike. Faith says that she has met him before when she had the body swap with Buffy and he remembers. Then Spike says that he has done it with Buffy. Then Buffy comes down and Buffy is jealous. she says that Willow called from the hospital.
Cut to the hospital and Shannon tells about the guy. She says that the bringers were his boys before he burned her. She says that she had to give a message 'I have something of yours'. Cut to the hotel and Buffy says that there is a new player and that she wants to find out what he has and she is going to take it back whatever he has and they are going with him. Cut to a girl in the whine seller and she loved his words of preaching and she follows him into the dark where he stabs her and falls dead on the ground and becomes the first. Cut to the room and Buffy is doing recon and Giles says he thinks it's not a good idea. Buffy says that it's time to test them and she takes the ones who are there the longest. Everyone says that they need more time but Buffy tells them to stay behind and to help the girls who need a teacher.
Cut to Buffy and Faith going after a bringer and she says that the guy wants to be found. Buffy asks why Faith is there and she wants just to help and that Angel says hi. Faith says she was in Angel's mind. They find the place. Cut to the house and Xander is preparing the girls and how to attack them. Rona says it's not a good idea and she came for protection and that the plan is problem. Then Xander tells about Buffy and that she has lay down her life for her people around her. Xander says that he has seen her heart and that Buffy earned trust. Faith and Buffy were watching and now they leave. When they enter the bringers attack them. They beat them but then comes Caleb. Then he hits Buffy and she gets knocked out in one hit. Then Caleb knocks out Kennedy and breaks Rona's arm. The second group arrives. Caleb fights Faith and knocks her out and he kills a potential and stuck a knife in Molly's belly. Then they try to escape but Caleb grabs Xander and puts his thumb into Xander's eye. Cut to Caleb talking and everyone in the hospital and Buffy sees Xander lying on a bed. Buffy walks outside and realised she made a mistake. Caleb said it had a happy end.
Black Out
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Best episode quotes:
Caleb: Well, that was, uh... Are you all right?
Shannon: Thank you. Thank God you were there.
Caleb: Well, let's not give him credit for everything. No, I'm funning you. I don't believe it was a coincidence. I also don't believe young girls should be out in the woods late at night- should be tucked in bed.
Shannon: Wish I was.
Caleb: I expect you do at that. Look, I don't mean to pry, but those boys... they looked like- Well, you didn't happen to fall in with devil worshipers, did you? Na, I'm-I'm sorry. You, uh, you look like you've been travelling a while. I didn't think that- Is there some place you'd like me to drop you? You heading some place?
Shannon: Sunnydale.
Caleb: I'm going there myself. I ain't never been, but I expect we could find a police station or a-
Shannon: I just need to get to Revello Drive. Um, thanks, Father...
Caleb: Call me Caleb. Never was nobody's daddy.
Shannon: I'm Shannon.
Caleb: Well, Shannon, you feel like telling me why those Freaky Joe's were after you?
Shannon: I'm not sure.
Caleb: Well, do you ever think that maybe they were chasing you because you're a whore?
Shannon: What?
Caleb: Now, I know what you're thinking. Crazy preacher man spoutin' off at the mouth about the whore of Babylon or some-such. That ain't me. I'm not here to lecture you. I mean, what's the point? My words just curdle in your ears. Wouldn't take in a thing. Head's filled with so much filth that ain't no room for words of truth. Well, you know what you are, Shannon? Dirty.
Shannon: What? I'm not! What're-
Caleb: Now, now, now. There's no blame here. You were born dirty, born without a soul. Born with that gaping maw wants to open up, suck out a man's marrow. Makes me puke to think too hard on it. Yeah, that there door's problematical. I don't know as I could recommend steppin' out at this speed anyway. You're like as not to tumble some. But, of course, there's my boys back there-Ooh, they hate to miss a mark.
Shannon: Your boys?
Caleb: Well, they ain't exactly my "blue eyed boys" but they're hard workers. And they don't truck with Satan-that was just me having fun. Satan is a little man. I don't like back-seat drivers.
Shannon: Please...don't hurt me.
Caleb: Well, now, is this the part where you offer to do anything? Because I tried to make it clear-you got nothin' I want to explore. Oh yeah. That's it! That's a cleansing fire. Hallelujah! Now, if I'm not mistaken, there's a car a little ways behind us, and I do believe there's some folk in it goin' the same place you are. Now, I want you to deliver a message for me, but it's not for them. It's for the other one-the one and only, the original, accept-no-substitutes slayer. Would you tell her something for me?
Shannon: Yes.
Caleb: Thank you, Shannon. Now, let's see what we can't do about that door.
Willow: Are you OK? Can you hear me? Can you talk? This girl's bleeding badly. We have to get her to the hospital.
Faith: Yep. Guess I'm back in Sunnydale.
Xander: I know it's hard.
Potential: I haven't been able to sleep the last few nights.
Xander: Hey, listen. It's gonna be OK. Buffy knows what she's doing. She's not gonna send you into battle until she's sure you're ready for action.
Potential: That's just it, though. How will I know I'm ready...for action?
Xander: You have to trust us.
Potential: I'm so scared, Xander. I'm so young.
Xander: Well, believe it or not, I was younger than you when I started all this.
Potential: There's just so much I haven't done, so much I need to do. It's like... I never had a real boyfriend, you know?
Xander: Yeah?
Potential: I've never been with a man. I could die tomorrow, and I've never been with a man.
Xander: Well, uh-
Another girl appears sitting on the bed beside the first potential.
Colleen: I've never been with a man before either.
Xander: Colleen.
Colleen: I've never been with her in front of a man before.
Potential: I've never been with her in front of a man, either.
Xander: Um...
Potential: Xander...
Xander: We can't.
Colleen: We're so scared.
Xander: The others might hear us.
Colleen: No, they won't.
Potential: They're OK.
Faith: Whatcha wanna do to her, vamp? Huh? Somthin' like this?
Spike: Nice punch you got there. Lemme guess. Leather pants, nice right cross, doe eyes, holier-than-thou glower...you must be Faith.
Faith: Oh, goodie. I'm famous.
Spike: Told you were coming. Bit of a misunderstanding here. I'm-
Faith: Spike. Yeah, we've met before.
Spike: We have? I don't think we- Bloody hell! What're you doing? I'm on your side.
Faith: Yeah? Maybe you haven't heard. I've reformed.
Spike: So have I. I reformed way before you did. Stop... hitting... me! We're on the same side.
Faith: Please. You think I'm stupid?
Spike: Well, yeah.
Faith: You were attacking that girl.
Buffy: Sorry, Faith. I didn't realize that was you.
Faith: It's all right, B. Luckily, you still punch like you used to.
Buffy: You OK?
Spike: Yeah. Terrific.
Faith: Are you protecting vampires? Are you the bad slayer now? Am I the good slayer now?
Buffy: He's with me. He has a soul.
Faith: Oh, he's like Angel?
Spike: No.
Buffy: Sort of.
Spike: I am nothing like Angel.
Buffy: He fights on my side. Which is more than I can say for some of us.
Faith: Yeah, well if he's so good, what's he doing chasing down defenceless-
Buffy: That's one of the bad guys.
Faith: You should make 'em wear a sign. May I? Thanks.
Spike: Angel's dull as a table lamp. And we have very different coloring.
Faith: OK, catching up. Anything else I gotta know?
Buffy: Nice to have you back.
Buffy: We have a new house guest.
Faith: Hey, got a spare bed for a wanted fugitive?
Giles: Hello, Faith.
Faith: Well, I guess "wanted" wasn't really accurate.
Dawn: Does she have to stay here? Because there's some nice hotels that welcome tried-to-kill-your-sister types.
Faith: Check it out. Brat's all woman-sized.
Buffy: Look, I need to get to the hospital. Some girl was attacked on her way into town. We think she might be a-
Dawn: We know. Willow's been calling.
Giles: She's still there. She's gonna call if the girl wakes up.
Buffy: Fine.
Giles: Well, Faith, we better, um, see if we can find some place to squeeze you in for the night.
Spike: Not all that tension was about you. Giles was a part of a plan to kill me...for Buffy's own good.
Faith: Well, that makes me feel better about me, worse about Giles...kinda shaky about you.
Caleb: "Drink of this, for it is my blood." You know, I always loved the story of the Last Supper. The body and blood of Christ becoming rich, red wine. I recall, as a boy, though, I couldn't help but think: what would happen if you were at the Last Supper, and you ordered the white? A nice oaky Chardonnay or White Zin... I mean, would he make that out of his lymph or some-all? Never did bring it up. Suppose there was a reason why I never spent too long in one parish. Just looking for answers. Just looking for the Lord in the wrong damn places. Then you showed me the light.
Buffy/The First: Do you think I'm God?
Caleb: I certainly do not. I am beyond concepts like that.
Buffy/The First: But you still wear the outfit.
Caleb: Man can't turn his back on what he come from. Besides, black is slimming. Everyone knows that.
Buffy/The First: How do you like what I'm wearing?
Caleb: Just another dirty girl. And, since you only dress up in dead folk, I'm guessing, one who's already been paid her wage.
Buffy/The First: Look hard. What do you see?
Caleb: Strength. And the loneliness that comes with real strength.
Buffy/The First: Nothing about my pert and bouncy hairdo?
Caleb: You're her.
Buffy/The First: The slayer.
Caleb: At long last. All this time. All the work I've done for you... Blowing up the Council, organizing the Ray Charles Brigade, and stickin' all them splits-you never showed me.
Buffy/The First: Well, you've earned it. And you'll be meeting her soon. Am I right?
Caleb: Oh, yeah. Yeah, she'll get the message.
Buffy/The First: And what makes you so sure she'll come?
Caleb: Curiosity. Woman's first sin. I offer her an apple. What can she do but take it? I'll see you soon.
Andrew: Faith. Her name alone invokes awe. Faith. A set of principles or beliefs on which you are willing to devote your life. The dark slayer. A lethal combination of beauty, power, and death. For years and years-or to be more accurate-months, Faith fought on the side of good, terrorizing the evil community. But like so many tragic heroes, Faith was seduced by the lure of the dark side. She wrapped evil around her like a large, evil Mexican serape. She became a cold-blooded killer. Nobody was immune to her trail of destruction. Not friends, not family... Not even the most pacifist and logical of races.
Amanda: What the hell are you talking about? I thought Faith killed a volcanologist.
Andrew: Silly, silly...Amanda. Why would Faith kill a person who studies Vulcans?
Amanda: He studied volcanoes. He was a professor.
Andrew: Ah, yes. Well, regardless...
Molly: I thought you weren't supposed to be doing this anymore-making up stories.
Andrew: I'm not. This is true. Except for that...possible...word misunderstanding. They're the things you need to know about. Faith...has a history not to be taken lightly. She's a killer. Never forget that. You must stay on guard around Faith at all times. Your very lives may depend on it.
Chao-Ann: There is a girl in the backyard doing gymnastics.
Spike: You craving a moment alone in the dank, or can I bum one?
Faith: Well, I guess you can smoke all you want-the big C not really an issue.
Spike: Teeth get yellow after an eternity. Gotta watch that.
Faith: Huh.
Spike: Right. Not what it looks like.
Faith: Hey, to each his own, man. This one guy I ran with, he liked me to dress up like a school girl and take this friggin' bull-whip, and I'd be like-
Spike: I got dangerous...for a while.
Faith: This before the soul, or after?
Spike: After, but I got over it-in case you're feeling all dust-happy again after your long incarceration.
Faith: Not if you're all repenty. Takes the fun out of it. No more Starbucks for the wannabe's man. They've been spazzing for, like, hours.
Spike: Yeah, does get a bit much up there.
Faith: They're good girls. Just green is all.
Spike: So, why aren't you up there...imparting?
Faith: That's Buffy's thing. Anyway, I just spent a good stretch of time locked away with a mess of female-types. Kinda had my fill.
Spike: Hm. But you waited until Angel needed your help to bust out of jail.
Faith: Three squares, nice weight room, movie every third Sunday. Could've been worse.
Spike: What movie?
Faith: Last one was Glitter. I guess it couldn't have been worse.
Spike: You had the power to walk away anytime. Nothing to stop you.
Faith: I stopped me. I got dangerous for a while.
Spike: You over it?
Faith: More or less. I pull for the good guys now.
Spike: What's the less?
Faith: The usual stuff...
Spike: Such as?
Faith: I was thinking about looking up the guy with the bull-whip. Long incarceration.
Spike: You could do better. School girl thing's old hat.
Faith: It's all old-hat, man. Every guy's got some whack fantasy. Scratch the surface of any granola-type dude-naughty nurses and horny cheerleaders. I figure, if you can't beat 'em-
Spike: Join 'em.
Faith: Just don't forget who's on top.
Spike: That, I suspect, would be you.
Faith: You got that right. I've met you before, you know.
Spike: Yeah, you made a great impression on my chin.
Faith: Not in the graveyard. Before that. I was kinda wearing a different body.
Spike: Pity.
Faith: You seemed OK with it.
Spike: The body swap. With Buffy.
Faith: She fill you in on that whole deal?
Spike: She told me it went down. Failed to mention who was driving her skin around.
Faith: I may have said a few things...
Spike: Like you could ride me at a gallop 'til my knees buckle, squeeze me 'til I pop like warm champagne. That's not the kind of thing a man forgets.
Faith: Should've known it wasn't blondie behind the wheel. She'd never throw down like that.
Spike: Oh, you have been away.
Faith: Don't even tell me little Miss Tightly-Wound's been getting her naughty on?
Spike: Not of late.
Faith: Wow. Everybody's just full of surprises. Hey, B.
Buffy: Well, it's nice to see you two getting along so well.
Faith: Yeah. Uh, you just know all the cool vampires.
Buffy: We need to start arming the girls. I wanna be ready to move when we find him.
Willow: We don't even know where we're going.
Buffy: 'S why I figured we'd do a little recon first. You up for it?
Faith: Point me where you want me.
Giles: And you're certain this is the best course of action? You don't even know what this man has of yours-if he, in fact, has anything.
Buffy: It could be a girl, a potential trying to get to us.
Giles: Could be a stapler.
Buffy: Going in anyway.
Giles: With the girls? Most of whom have yet to be in the field, let alone in a life or death situation.
Buffy: Then it's time we test them. Look, I'll just take the ones that have been here the longest. The rest can stay behind.
Spike: Could be that's just what he wants you to do-the old bait-and-switch.
Willow: Yeah, he lures us away and then kills the girls we leave behind.
Buffy: I know. That's why I need you to stay here with them. You're my most powerful weapon, Will. I know you can keep them safe if anything happens.
Xander: An unknown man breezes into town, says he has something of yours. Buffy, this thing's got "trap" written all over it.
Buffy: He won't be expecting a full attack-not this soon, that's why we have to move.
Giles: We know nothing about this man. We cannot go into battle unprepared. We have to have more time.
Buffy: Giles, we don't have time. And you're not going into battle. I need you to stay behind with the others. Help the girls who still need a teacher.
Faith: No eyes, but look at him go. He got SONAR or something?
Buffy: Or something, I guess. Pretty good when they attack.
Faith: Do they just roam free around town?
Buffy: Well, normally, they show up out of nowhere, and then either stab or get stabbed, and then they run off. Looks like this guy wants to be found.
Faith: Lends weight to the whole "it's a trap" theory.
Buffy: I'm through waiting around for people to attack us.
Faith: Hey, I'm with you. Drop me in the hornet's nest, what the hell? You got a rough sitch here, trying to turn a bunch of little girls into an army...
Buffy: They're potential slayers, just like we were.
Faith: Right. Maybe they'll do as good as us.
Buffy: They're getting better.
Faith: I'll work with 'em. Some of 'em seem real eager. Fashion disasters, yeah, but they're ready to fight.
Buffy: Why did you come back?
Faith: Willow said you needed me. Didn't give it a lot of thought. Do you-Am I getting you want me to be not here?
Buffy: No, that's not what I meant. I'm...glad that you're here. It's good. Thank you.
Faith: No problem. You know me. All about the good deeds.
Buffy: Willow said you helped out Angel.
Faith: Yeah. He says "Hi."
Buffy: Really.
Faith: Sure.
Buffy: How is he?
Faith: Better. Had to do this whole magical mind-walk with him.
Buffy: You were in Angel's mind?
Faith: Buffy... What is this place?
Buffy: Look, there's more of them.
Faith: I think we just found our hornet's nest.
Buffy: Let's get the cavalry.
Xander: Now remember, we're looking for killing blows only, people. So, chest and throat if it's a vampire. Stomach, chest and face if it's a Bringer.
Rona: What if it's something else?
Xander: Could happen. Something other-worldly. And here's a handy rule: don't go for the flashy tentacles just because they're waving 'em about trying to get attention. Go for the center- brains, heart, eyes. Everything's got eyes.
Dawn: Except the Bringers.
Xander: Except the Bringers.
Molly: I don't want there to be tentacles. I'm not good with squishy.
Kennedy: I don't care if it's Godzilla. I want to get in this thing.
Andrew: Godzilla's mostly Tokyo-based, so he's probably a no-show.
Amanda: Besides, if Matthew Broderick can kill Godzilla, how tough is he?
Andrew: Xander...
Xander: Matthew Broderick did not kill Godzilla. He killed a big, dumb lizard. That was not the real Godzilla.
Rona: You people are even crazier than her.
Xander: Than who?
Rona: Buffy, man. I mean, taking us right into the bad guy's lair.
Xander: Well, that's where, generally speaking, you'd go to find the bad guy. And I don't think you came here to fight plaque.
Rona: No, I came here for protection.
Xander: Well, you signed on to fight with-
Rona: Look, I know, but... this plan is trouble. OK, Buffy doesn't care how many of us she puts in danger-
Xander: Let me tell you something about Buffy. In fact, you should all listen to this.
Kennedy: Uh, we kinda were.
Xander: I've been through more battles with Buffy than you all can ever imagine. She's stopped everything that's ever come up against her. She's laid down her life-literally-to protect the people around her. This girl has died two times, and she's still standing. You're scared? That's smart. You got questions? You should. But you doubt her motives, you think Buffy's all about the kill, then you take the little bus to battle. I've seen her heart, and this time-not literally. And I'm telling you, right now, she cares more about your lives than you will ever know. You gotta trust her. She's earned it.
Faith: Damn. I never knew you were that cool.
Buffy: Well, you always were a little slow.
Faith: I get that now.
Caleb: Well, now, you girls are just burning with righteousness, aren't you? Problem is, you think you're blazing like suns, when really you're burning like matchsticks in the face of the darkness. You having fun? Now, I hope my boys haven't worn you out too much-I need you fit for when I purify you.
Buffy: Save the sermon, padre. I heard you have something of mine.
Caleb: Well, I do now. You liked my little message, did you? You know, I ruined a perfectly good knife on that girl. Got her soiled blood all over the place. I may have to get a new truck. So, you're the slayer. The slayer. The strongest, the fastest, the most aflame with that most precious invention of all mankind-the notion of goodness. The slayer must indeed be powerful. So, what else you got?
Caleb: Now, it's a simple story. Stop me if you've heard it. I have found and truly believe that there is nothing so bad it cannot be made better with a story. And this one's got a happy ending. There once was a woman, and she was foul, like all women, for Adam's rib was dirty-just like Adam himself-for what was he, but human. But this woman, she was filled with darkness, despair, and why? Because she did not know. She could not see. She didn't know the good news, the glory that was coming. That'd be you. For the kingdom, the power, and the glory are yours, now and forever. You show up, they'll get in line. 'Cause they followed her. And all they have to do is take one more step, and I'll kill them all. See? I told you it had a happy ending.
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Story: 10
Acting: 10
Writing: 10
Picture: 10
Gripping: 10
My Rank: 10
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Total: 10