1. What's wrong with obsessing over Bob Dole? And, in all seriousness, I don't understand why anyone who can detect a sense of humor and sarcasm, even if it isn't their style of either, would be so in the dark about the reasons for the Bob Dole obsession. The polite thing to do is smile and nod, or, if it strikes you to do so, join in. The impolite thing is to play clueless and act like we all must be insane and repulsive.
2. Are you seriously trying to imply something about Holly and myself? As Holly said, that's disgusting of you to say. Not only is it illegal, but we couldn't be more like family. Her daughter even calls me "Uncle Doug". It'd be like me telling you that you and your uncle have perfect chemistry and make a cute couple.
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