Warren: Oh, cheer up, Frodo.
Frodo Baggins is the hero of the epic fantasy novel, Lord of the Rings. Frodo is a Hobbit, which are known for being short, like Jonathan (they are called Halflings by most of Middle-Earth). Frodo is somewhere around 3 feet tall, reminiscent of Buffy's comment in 'Earshot': "He's like, three feet tall!".