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Xander: Willow, we were just kissing. It doesn't mean that much.
Willow: No. It just means that you'd rather be with someone you hate than be with me. (turns around and runs away)
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Angelus: Don't you look spiffy!
The Judge: Spiffy?
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Angelus: Spike, my boy, you really don't get it, do you? You tried to kill her, but you couldn't. Look at you, you're a wreck! Force won't get it done, you've gotta work from the inside. To kill this girl... You have to love her.
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Xander: Sorry I snapped at you before.
Cordelia: Well, I'm reeling from that new experience.
Xander: I was crazed, I wasn't thinking.
Cordelia: I know, you were too busy rushing off to die for your beloved Buffy. You'd never die for me.
Xander: No, I might die from you, does that get me any points?
Cordelia: No.
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Spike: Funny that restoring energy looks a lot like sitting on your ass. When do we destroy the world already?
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Angel: You have to know what to see...
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Oz: So, do you guys steal weapons from the Army a lot?
Willow: Well, we don't have cable, so we have to make our own fun.
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Xander: I know it's weird.
Willow: Weird? It's against all laws of god and man. It's Cordelia! Remember? The whole "We hate Cordelia" Club, of which you are the treasurer.
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Willow: I knew it. I knew it! Well, not knew it in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know.
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Spike: Do you know what happens to Angel?
Angelus: Well, he moves to New York and tries to fulfill that Broadway dream. It's tough sledding, but one day, he's working in the chorus when the big star twists her ankle.
Spike: You don't give up, do you?
Angelus: As long as there's injustice in the world, as long as scum like you is walking... well, rolling, in the streets, I'll be around. Look over your shoulder. I'll be there.
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Buffy: I don't understand. Was it m-me? Was I not good?
Angelus: You were great. Really. I thought you were a pro.
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Xander: Whoa. Whoa! I... I think I'm having a thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a thought. Now I'm having a plan...Now I'm having a wiggins.
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Cordelia: Well, does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?
Xander: I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.
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Spike: No more of this 'I've got a soul' crap?
Angelus: What can I say, hmm? I was going through a phase.
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Drusilla: I'm naming all the stars.
Spike: You can't see the stars, love. That's the ceiling. Also, it's day.
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Spike: I know you haven't been in the game for a while, mate, but we do still kill people. It's sort of our raison d'etre, you know.
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Cordelia: This is great. There's an unkillable demon in town. Angel's joined his team. The Slayer's a basket case. I say we've hit bottom.
Xander: I have a plan.
Cordelia: Oh, no! Here's a lower place.
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(Buffy whips out a stake, primed to kill Angelus but pauses)
Angelus: I knew it. You can't kill me.
(Buffy kicks Angelus not so gently in the groin and he doubles over in pain)
Buffy: Give me time.
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Drusilla: Psst. We're going to destroy the world. Want to come?
Angel: Yeah, destroying the world. Great. I'm really more interested in the Slayer.
Spike: Well, she's in the world, so that should work out.
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Spike: You've really got a yen to hurt this girl, haven't you?
Angel: She made me feel like a human being. That's not the kind of thing you just forgive.
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Oz: Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like freeze frame. Willow kissage. Oh, I'm not gonna kiss you.
Willow: What? But, freeze frame!
Oz: Well, to the casual observer, it would appear that you're trying to make your friend Xander jealous or even the score or something. And that's on the empty side. See, in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you, you're kissing me. It's okay, I can wait.
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Enios: To the modern man vengeance is a verb, an idea. Payback. One thing for another. Like commerce. Not with us. Vengeance is a living thing. It passes through generations. It commands. It kills.