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Buffy: Do I want to appear shy, coy, and naive, or unrestrained and insatiable and aggressive?
Xander: You know, Owen is a little homespun, he probably doesn't like that overly assertive look. Oh hey, here's something: a nice comfy overcoat and a ski cap. The ear flaps will bring out your eyes.
Buffy: Maybe I should mix and match... Okay, guy's opinion. Which one do you think Owen will like better: the red or the peach?
Xander: Oh, you mean for kissing you and then telling all his friends how easy you are, so the whole school loses respect for you then talks behind your back?... The red's fine.
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Master: And there will be a time of crisis, of worlds hanging in the balance. And in this time shall come the Anointed, the Master's great warrior. And the Slayer will not know him, will not stop him, and he will lead her into Hell. As it is written, so shall it be. Five will die, and from their ashes the Anointed shall rise. The Brethren of Aurelius shall greet him and usher him to his immortal destiny. As it is written, so shall it be.
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Willow: (about Owen) He hardly talks to anyone. He's solitary, mysterious... He can brood for forty minutes straight, I've clocked him.
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Xander: So, Buffy, how did the Slaying go last night?
Buffy: Xander!
Xander: I mean, how did the laying go? No, I don't mean that either.
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Buffy: Where do you suppose young kids go on dates these days?
Willow: Well, I read somewhere once that sometimes they go to movies.
Buffy: Movies! Interesting!
Willow: And I saw on TV once, a bunch of people our age went to a party.
Buffy: Wow! I never knew being a teenager was so full of possibilities!
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Giles: You have a date?
Buffy: Yes, but I will return those overdue books by tomorrow.
Giles: Wait, you're not getting off that easily.
Owen: Man, you really care about your work!
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Buffy: (to Giles) This is the 90's. The 1990's, in point of fact, and I can do both. Clark Kent has a job. I just wanna go on a date.
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Xander: (about Giles) He's gonna be alright. He's like super librarian, y'know? Everyone forgets, Willow, that knowledge is the ultimate weapon.
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Giles: Very well. Follow your hormones. But I needn't warn you about the hazards of becoming personally involved with someone who is unaware of your unique condition.
Buffy: Yeah, yeah. I've read the back of the box.
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Giles: Well, you know what they say. Ninety percent of the vampire slaying game is waiting.
Buffy: You couldn't have told me that ninety percent ago?
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(To Buffy, regarding the vampire)
Owen: You see that? He tried to bite me! What a sissy!
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Owen: What, she doesn't like to dance?
Xander: Well, it's a little too late to do anything about that. Uh, you should probably know that Buffy doesn't like to be kissed. Actually she doesn't like to be touched.
Willow: Xander!
Xander: As a matter of fact, don't even look at her.
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Buffy: You killed my date!
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Buffy: Cordelia, Owen and I would like to be alone now (puts her arms around Owen and looks at Cordelia again) and for us to do that, you would have to go somewhere that's away.
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Giles: Oh, Emily Dickinson.
Buffy: We're both fans.
Giles: Yes, she's quite a good poet. I mean for a...
Buffy: A girl?
Giles: For an American.
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Cordelia: (upon first seeing Angel) Hello, salty goodness!
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Giles: Uh, two more of the brethren came in here. They came after me. But I was more than a match for them.
Buffy: Meaning?
Giles: I hid.
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Buffy: If the apocalypse comes, beep me.
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Giles: If your identity as the Slayer is revealed, it could put you and all those around you in grave danger.
Buffy: Well, in that case, I won't wear my button that says, "I'm the Slayer, ask me how!".
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Giles: Alright, I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.
Buffy: Okay, at this point you're abusing sarcasm.
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(After Buffy kills a vampire and Giles finds a ring in its dust)
Buffy: Oh, that's great! I kill 'em, you fence their stuff.
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Owen: I lost my Emily. Dickinson. It's dumb, but I like her around. Kind of a security blanket.
Buffy: I have something like that. Well, it's an actual blanket. Uh, and I don't really carry it around anym-more... So! Emily Dickens, huh? She's great!
Owen: Dickinson.
Buffy: She's good also.
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Giles: That symbol on the ring... I believe it's the rune for fidelity,
but it doesn't connect with any of the sects that I've studied.
Buffy: What about this? On the inside. It's a sun and three stars.
Haven't we seen that somewhere?
Giles: Let me see. No, I don't
think this represents any...
Buffy: Wait, it's right here. Sun and three stars. Yuck, check these guys out. Told you it looked familiar.
Giles: Oh, the Order of Aurelius. Yes, you're right.
Buffy: Ooo, two points for the Slayer, while the Watcher has yet to
score!
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Buffy: We haven't been properly introduced. I'm Buffy, and you're history!
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Giles: Buffy, this is no ordinary vampire. But we have to stop him before he reaches the Master.
Buffy: But cute guy! Teenager! Post-pubescent fantasies!
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Buffy: And a cranky Slayer is a careless Slayer!
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Giles: What do you want?
Owen: A book?
Giles: Oh!
Buffy: See, this is a school, and we have students, and they check out books, and then they learn things.
Giles: I was beginning to suspect that was a myth.
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Giles: Buffy, when I said you could slay vampires and have a social life, I didn't mean at the same time.
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Buffy: You see that guy over there at the bar? He came here to be with me.
Angel: You're here on a date?
Buffy: Yes! Why is it such a shock to everyone?