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Cordelia: (to Wendell) Hello? Doofus! You're in my light.
Xander: Wendell, what is wrong with you? Don't you know that she is the center of the universe, and the rest of us merely revolve around her?
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Master: Fear is a wonderful thing. It is the most powerful force in the human world. Not love, not hate... Fear! We are defined by the things we fear. (goes to the large cross) This symbol, these two planks of wood, it confounds me. Suffuses me with mortal dread. But fear is in the mind. (puts his hand on the cross and holds on while it burns) Like pain. It can be controlled. If I can face my fear, it cannot master me.
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Joyce: (to Buffy) You just have to remember that your father adores you. No more than I do, by the way.
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Willow: I don't like spiders, okay? Their furry bodies, and their sticky webs, and what do they need all those legs for anyway? I'll tell you: for crawling across your face in the middle of the night. Ewww! How do they not ruffle you?
Xander: I'm sorry! I'm unruffled by spiders. Now, if a bunch of Nazis crawled all over my face...
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Willow: (to Wendell) What do you mean, you love spiders?
Xander: It is platonic, right?
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Giles: The boy has been in a coma for a week. How can this be possible?
Buffy: What, am I knowledge girl now? Explanations are your terrain.
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Buffy: Could I be seeing Billy's asteroid body?
Giles: Astral body, and I don't know.
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Buffy: This isn't real. You can't be free!
The Master: You still don't understand, do you? I am free because you fear it. Because you fear it, the world is crumbling. Your nightmares are made flesh.
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Joyce: You want to go to school?
Buffy: Sure. Why not?
Joyce: Ok. Good day to buy that lottery ticket.
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Xander: So our dreams are coming true?
Giles: Dreams? That would be a musical comedy version of this. Nightmares. Our nightmares are coming true.
Willow: So, why is this happening?
Giles: Billy.
Xander: Well, that explanation was shorter than usual. It's Billy! Who's Billy?
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Xander: It'll be faster if we split up to look for her.
Giles: Good idea.
Willow: Uh, faster, but not really safer.
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Wendell: I don't know what to say about that.
Xander: There's nothing to say. You saw two hundred insects, you gonzoed. Anybody would have.
Wendell: They're not insects. They're arachnids.
Xander: They're from the Middle East?
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The Master: So, you're the Slayer. You're prettier than the last one.
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Xander: I'm not worried. If there's something bad out there we'll find, you'll slay, we'll party!
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The Master: What's the fun in burying someone if they're already dead?
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Willow: When Buffy was a vampire, you weren't still, like, attracted to her, were you?
Xander: Willow, how can you... I mean, that's really bent! She was... grotesque!
Willow: Still dug her, huh?
Xander: I'm sick, I need help.
Willow: Don't I know it.
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Buffy: This is a dream.
The Master: A dream is a wish your heart makes. This is real life.
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Buffy: Scary. But there are a lot scarier things out there than you... and I'm one of them.