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Willow: I've got a theory we should work this fast!
Giles and Willow: Because it clearly could get serious before it's passed!
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Sweet: Showtime!
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Buffy: I touch the fire and it freezes me. I look into it, and it's black. Why can't I feel? My skin should crack and peel. I want the fire back! Now through the smoke, she calls to me; to make my way across the flame. To save the day, or maybe melt away. I guess it's all the same...
So I will walk, through the fire, 'cause where else can I turn? And I will walk through the fire, and let it...
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Giles: I was able to examine the body while police were taking witness arias.
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Giles: Will this do a thing to change her? Am I leaving Dawn in danger? Is my Slayer too far gone to care?
Xander: What if Buffy can't defeat it?
Anya: Beady-eyes is right, we're needed. Or we could just sit around and glare.
All: We'll see it through, it's what we're always here to do, so we will walk through the fire.
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Spike: (singing) This torch I bear is scorching me. And Buffy's laughing, I've no doubt. I hope she fries! I'm free if that bitch dies! (gets up anyway) I'd better help her out.
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Buffy: So what is it? What's going on?
Giles: I thought it didn't matter.
Buffy: Well I'm not exactly quaking in my stylish yet affordable boots, but there's definitely something unnatural going on, and that usually doesn't lead to hugs and puppies.
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Parking ticket Lady: I've been having a bad, bad day
Come on won't you put that pad away
I'm asking you please no
It isn't right, it isn't fair
There was no parking anywere
I think that hydrant wasn't there
Why can't you let it go?
I think I've paid more than my share
I'm just a poor girl don't you care?
Hey I'm not wearing underwear.
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Victim that Buffy just saved:(singing)How can I repay....
Buffy:Whatever
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Anya: (Singing)I've got a theory it could be bunnies.
(Everyone gives her a weird look)
Tara: I've got a th...
Anya: Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes. They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway? Bunnies, bunnies, it must be BUNNIES!!!!!!!
(Short silence)
Anya:...Or maybe midgets.
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Spike: So that's all? Just come to pump me for information?
Buffy: What else would I want to pump you for? (pauses) I really just said that, didn't I?
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Xander: It could be witches!
Some evil witches!
(off Willow and Tara's look)
Which is ridiculous, 'cause witches they were persecuted
Wicca good
And love the earth
And women power
And I'll be over here!
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Willow: The sun is shining, there's songs going on... those guys are checking you out...
Tara: What? What are they looking at?
Willow: The hotness of you, doofus!
Tara: Those boys really thought I was hot?
Willow: Entirely!
Tara: Oh my God! I'm cured! I want the boys!
Willow: Do I have to fight to keep you? 'Cause I'm not large with the butch.
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Buffy: So, Dawn's in trouble. Must be Tuesday.
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Xander: Does this mean that I have to... (gulp) be your queen?
Sweet: It's tempting. But I think we'll waive that clause just this once.
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Buffy: (singing) There was no pain, no fear, no doubt, till they pulled me out, of Heaven. So that's my refrain, I live in Hell, 'cause I've been expelled, from Heaven.
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Dawn: Oh, my God. You guys will never believe what happened at school today.
Buffy: Everybody started singing and dancing.
Dawn: I gave birth to a pterodactyl.
Anya: Oh, my God. Did it sing?
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Xander: Spike sang a widdle song?
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Spike: As darkness comes she appears.
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Dawn: The hardest thing in this world, is to live in it.
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Tara: Tha-that's right! Th-the volume! The -text-
Giles: What text?
Willow: The volumey text
Tara: You know
Willow: The Mermrfrd... Report
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Spike: You should go inside, finish the big group sing, get your kumbyayas out.
Buffy: I-I don't want to.
Spike: The day you suss out to what you do want, there'll probably be a parade. Seventy six bloody trombones.