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Giles: I'll research all the possibilities, ghosts included. But Xander, if you're not doing anything, would you like to help me?
Xander: What, so there's homework now? When did that happen?
Buffy: It's all part of the glamorous world of vampire slayage.
Xander: Well, what part do you have?
Buffy: Gonna find out what I can about Mitch. This attack wasn't random.
Xander: Well, I want that part.
Buffy: Fine. You can do it. Ask around, talk to his friends. Talk to Cordelia!
Xander: Talk to Cordelia? (to Giles) So, research, huh?
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Harmony: Ow! Oh, my ankle! I think it's broken.
Buffy: What happened?
Snyder: (to Buffy) Hey! Who's the principal here? (to Harmony) What happened?
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Cordelia: (giving her acceptance speech) Ask not what your school can do for you, ask "Hey! What am I wearing to the Spring Fling?"
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Buffy: You guys didn't know Marcie Ross?
Xander: Never met her. Why?
Buffy: 'Cause you both wrote it, too.
Xander: (reading Marcie's yearbook) "Have a nice..." Yeesh!
Willow: Where am I? Oh. "Have a great summer." See, I cared!
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Buffy: So you've come to me for help.
Cordelia: Because you're always around when all this weird stuff is happening. And I know you're very strong, and you've got all those weapons... I was kind of hoping you were in a gang.
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Buffy: You know what you were saying before? I understand. Somehow it doesn't seem to matter how popular you are when...
Cordelia: You were popular? In what alternate universe?
Buffy: In L.A.. The point is, I did sort of feel like something was missing.
Cordelia: Is that when you became weird and got kicked out?
Buffy: Okay. Can we have the heartfelt talk with a little less talk from you?
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Cordelia: Look, um, I didn't get a chance to say anything yesterday with the coronation and everything... but, um, I guess I just wanted to say thank you. All of you.
Xander: That's funny, cause she looks like Cordelia.
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Willow: Why is Marcie doing this?
Giles: The loneliness, the constant exile. She has gone mad.
Xander: You think?
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Cordelia: People who think their problems are so huge craze me, like this time I sort of ran over this girl on her bike. It was the most traumatizing event of my life, and she's trying to make it about her leg. Like my pain meant nothing!
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Buffy: Monsters don't usually send messages. It's pretty much crush, kill, destroy. This was different.
Giles: I'd have to say you're right.
Buffy: I love it when he says that!
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Cordelia: If I'm not crowned tonight then, then Marcie's won! And that would be bad. She's evil, okay? Way eviler than me!
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Giles: You know, I don't recall ever seeing you here before.
Cordelia: Oh no, I have a life.
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Giles: How exactly do you propose to hunt someone you can't see? You may have to work on listening to people.
Buffy: Very funny!
Giles: I thought so.
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Cordelia: You should have seen him lying there all black and blue. How's that going to look in our Prom pictures? How am I ever going to be able to show them to anyone?
Harmony: Well, they can do wonderful things with airbrushes these days.
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Giles: Buffy told me you don't feed from humans anymore.
Angel: Not for a long while.
Giles: Is that why you're here? To see her?
Angel: I can't. It's, uh... It's too hard for me to be around her.
Giles: A vampire in love with a Slayer. It's rather poetic. In a maudlin sort of way.
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Xander: I'd give anything to be able to turn invisible! Well, I wouldn't use my power to beat people up, but I'd use my power to protect the girls' locker room.
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Willow: (reading Marcie's yearbook) Oh, my God! "Have a nice summer." "Have a nice summer." This girl had no friends at all.
Giles: Uh, once again I teeter at the precipice of the generation gap.
Buffy: "Have a nice summer" is what you write when you have nothing to say.
Xander: It's the kiss of death.
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Giles: It's a bit of a puzzle, really. Um, I've never actually heard of anyone attacked by a lone baseball bat before.
Xander: Maybe it's a vampire bat. (everyone just stares at him) I'm alone with that one, huh?
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Giles: Of course! I've been investigating the mystical causes of invisibility when I, I should have looked at the quantum mechanical! (off their look) Physics.
Buffy: I think I speak for everyone here when I say, "huh?"
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Cordelia: I just love springtime. Me and bright spring fashions!
Mitch: Spring training.
Cordelia: Me at the end of school dance.
Harmony: The end of school.
Cordelia: Definitely my favorite time of year. I am, of course, having my dress specially made. Off the rack gives me hives.
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Cordelia: So, are you saying she's invisible because she's so unpopular?
Buffy: That about sums it up.
Cordelia: Bummer for her. It's awful to feel that lonely.
Buffy: Hmm. So you've read something about the feeling?
Cordelia: Hey! You think I'm never lonely because I'm so cute and popular? I can be surrounded by people and be completely alone. It's not like any of them really know me. I don't even know if they like me half the time. People just want to be in a popular zone. Sometimes when I talk, everyone's so busy agreeing with me, they don't hear a word I say.
Buffy: Well, if you feel so alone, then why do you work so hard at being popular?
Cordelia: Well, it beats being alone all by yourself.
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Buffy: (to Marcie) Y'know, I really felt sorry for you. You've suffered. There's one thing I really didn't factor into all this. You're a thundering loony!
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Cordelia: (to Buffy) I know that you share this feeling that we have for each other, deep down...
Willow: Nausea?
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Snyder: There are no dead students here... this week.
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Giles: There's an... invisible girl terrorizing the school.
Angel: That's not really my area of expertise.
Giles: Nor mine, I'm afraid. It's fascinating, though. By all accounts it's a wonderful power to possess.
Angel: Oh, I don't know. Looking in the mirror everyday and seeing nothing there. It's an overrated pleasure.
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Cordelia: This is all about me! Me, me, me!
Xander: Hey! For once, she's right!