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Giles: (to Spike) Although your heroism has been slightly muted by the fact that you were helping Adam to start a war that would kill us all.
Xander: You probably just saved us so we wouldn't stake you right here.
Spike: Did it work?
(Willow, Giles and Xander get up and ignore Spike)
Spike: Well, then everything's alright. And we all get to be not staked through the heart. Good work, team!
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Xander: Spike's working for Adam?! After all we've done-- Nah, I can't even act surprised.
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Colonel: Incapacitate him with as much voltage as we can muster.
Xander: Great plan. That's right up there with "duck and cover."
Buffy: I've seen Adam hit with taser blasts. He feeds on it. And now, you're going to provide him with an all-you-can-eat buffet?
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Xander: See what you get for taking French instead of Sumerian?
Buffy: What was I thinking?
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Willow: Must be programmed to self-decrypt to a certain point. That is so annoying. It's like someone blurting out the answer to a riddle just when you've -- I mean Yippee! We have the information.
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Anya: You said you wanted to check the board at the unemployment office this morning. You can't go like that. They won't even interview you if you're naked.
Xander: I'm not going. There's never anything good. Maybe I should join the Army.
Anya: Don't they make you get up really early in the morning?
Xander: Oh, yeah. Never mind.
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Giles: Pardon the robe, it's a bit of a late start.
Willow: Right.
Tara: Hope you're feeling all right, Mr. Giles.
Giles: Oh, yes, quite well, thank you. Yes, I'll probably have a brisk jog later on.
(long silence)
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Spike: Slightly stiffer than usual. Subtle, but I like it. What's with him?
Adam: I activated his chip.
Spike: Oh, so it's chips all around, is it? Someone must have bought the party-pack.
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Willow: Nervous?
Xander: No way, I'm full of that good old Kamikaze spirit.
Giles: Xander just because this is never going to work, there is no need to be negative.
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Adam: How... can you...
UberBuffy: You could never hope to grasp the source of our power. (Punches into Adam's chest and rips out his uranium power core) But yours is right here.
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Buffy: Xander!
Willow: Oh, wonderful Xander!
Buffy: (giving a group hug) You know we love you, right?
Willow: We totally do.
Xander: Oh God, we're gonna die, aren't we?
Willow: No we just missed you.
Xander: Oh. (looks up at Giles who is climbing down) Giles get down here quick! You don't wanna miss this.
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Xander: Does anyone miss the mayor 'I just want to be a giant snake'?