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Buffy: You have fruit punch mouth.
Master: What? (She punches him)
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Buffy: Giles, care? I'm putting my life on the line battling the undead. Look, I broke a nail, okay? I'm wearing a press-on. The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest. You could go "hmm".
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Buffy: Xander, you're one of my best friends. You and Willow...
Xander: Well, Willow's not looking to date you. Or if she is, she's playing it pretty close to the chest.
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Giles: Listen. Some prophecies are a bit dodgy. They're mutable. Buffy herself has thwarted them time and time again, but this is the Codex. There is nothing in it that does not come to pass.
Angel: Then you're reading it wrong.
Giles: I wish to God I were! But it's very plain! Tomorrow night Buffy will face the Master, and she will die.
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Giles: You know how to get in touch with this Brother Luca chap?
Ms. Calendar: As far as I can tell, no one can. He's disappeared. Did send out one last global though. A short one.
Giles: What did it say?
Ms. Calendar: Isaiah 11:6, which I dutifully looked up.
Giles: "The wolf shall live with the lamb, the leopard shall lie down with the kid, the calf, the lion and the fatling together, and a little child to lead them."
Ms. Calendar: That's kind of warm and fuzzy for a message of doom.
Giles: That depends where he's leading them to. Aurelius wrote of
the Anointed One, "The Slayer will not know him, and he will lead her into Hell."
Ms. Calendar: So Luca thinks the Anointed is a kid?
Giles: If the vampire that Buffy killed was, in fact, not the Anointed,
then it may well be.
Ms. Calendar: Well, then we need to warn her.
Giles: I don't intend involving her at all.
Ms. Calendar: What do you mean?
Giles: Buffy's not going to face the Master. I am.
Buffy: No, you're not.
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Ms. Calendar: I'm sorry to bring this up, but we also have an apocalypse to worry about?
Xander: Do you mind?
Willow: (to Giles) How come she's in the club?
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The Master: (to Buffy) You tried. It was noble of you. You heard the prophecy that I was about to break free and you came to stop me. But prophecies are tricky creatures. They don't tell you everything. (whispers) You're the one that sets me free. If you hadn't come, I couldn't go. Think about that.
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Ms. Calendar: Well, what do we do now?
Giles: I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd like to get out of this place. I don't like the library very much anymore.
Xander: Hey! I hear there's a dance at the Bronze tonight. Could be fun.
Cordelia: Yeah!
Willow: Buffy?
Buffy: Sure! We saved the world. I say we party! (looks down at her ruined dress) I mean, I got all pretty.
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Giles: Buffy, I'm not going to send you out there to die. Now, you were right. I've waded about in these old books for so long, I've forgotten what the real world is like. It's time I found out.
Buffy: You're still not going up against The Master.
Giles: I've made up my mind.
Buffy: So have I.
Giles: I made up mine first!
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Xander: How could you let her go?
Giles: As the soon-to-be purple area on my jaw will attest, I did not let her go.
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The Master: Yes! Yes! Shake earth! This is a sign! We're in the final days! My time has come! Glory! Glory!
(Earthquake stops)
The Master: (To the Anointed One) What do you think? Five point one?
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Xander: How can I say this clearly? I don't like you. At the end of the day, I pretty much think you're a vampire. But Buffy's got this big old yen for you. She thinks you're a real person. And right now I need you to prove her right.
Angel: You're in love with her.
Xander: Aren't you?
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Xander: You were looking at my neck!
Angel: What?!
Xander: You were checking out my neck! I saw that.
Angel: No I wasn't!
Xander: Just keep your distance, pal.
Angel: (annoyed) I wasn't looking at your neck.
Xander: I told you to eat before we left!
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Cordelia: Willow, I really like your outfit.
Willow: No you don't.
Cordelia: No, I really don't, but I need a favor.
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Buffy: I can't put it off any longer. I have to meet my terrible fate.
Giles: What?
Buffy: Biology.
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Buffy: It doesn't matter as long as you're okay.
Willow: I'm not okay. I knew those guys. I go to that room every day. And when I walked in there, it... it wasn't our world anymore. They made it theirs. And they had fun.
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Buffy: (after hearing the prophecy that she will die) So that's it, huh? I remember the drill. One Slayer dies, next one's called. Wonder who she is. Will you train her? Or will they send someone else?
Giles: Buffy, I...
Buffy: They say how he's gonna kill me? (quietly) Do you think it'll hurt?
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Buffy: I've got a way around it. I quit.
Angel: It's not that simple.
Buffy: I'm making it that simple. I quit. I resign, I-I'm fired, you can find someone else to stop The Master from taking over.
Giles: I'm not sure that anyone else can. All the... the signs indicate...
Buffy: The signs? Read me the signs! Tell me my fortune! You're so useful sitting here with all your books! You're really a lot of help!
Giles: No, I don't suppose I am.
Angel: I know this is hard.
Buffy: What do you know about this? You're never gonna die!
Angel: You think I want anything to happen to you? Do you think I could stand it? We just gotta figure out a way...
Buffy: I already did. I quit, remember? Pay attention!
Giles: Buffy, if The Master rises...
Buffy: I don't care! I don't care... Giles, I'm sixteen years old. I don't wanna die.
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Willow: Even I was bored. And I'm a science nerd.
Buffy: Don't say that.
Willow: I'm not ashamed. It's the computer age. Nerds are in. They're still in, right?
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The Master: Ah, the feeble banter portion of the fight.
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Xander: That's okay. I don't wanna go. I'm just gonna go home, lie down and listen to country music. The music of pain.
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Angel: By the way, I really like your dress.
Buffy: Yeah, yeah. Big hit with everyone.
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The Master: You're dead!
Buffy: I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you.
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The Master: You were destined to die! It was written!
Buffy: What can I say? I flunked the written.
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Ms. Calendar: Okay, so this Master guy tried to open the Hellmouth. But he got stuck in it, and now all the signs are reading that he's going to get out, which opens the Hellmouth, which brings the demons, which ends the world.
Giles: Yes. That about sums it up, yes.
Ms. Calendar: The part that gets me, though, is where Buffy is the Vampire Slayer. She's so little.
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(Cordelia bites a vampire's hand)
Cordelia: Let's see how you like it!
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Xander: On a scale of 1 to 10? It sucked.
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Buffy: When he wakes up, tell him... I don't know. Think of something cool, tell him I said it.