Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Season 4 Episode 22


Aired Tuesday 8:00 PM May 23, 2000 on The WB



  • Quotes

    • Joyce: Hey.
      Xander: Hey Joyce.... Mrs. Summers. We're not making too much noise down there, are we?
      Joyce: Oh, no. Anyway, they all left a while ago.
      Xander: Oh, I should probably go catch up.
      Joyce: I've heard that before.
      Xander: I move pretty fast. You know, a man's always after-
      Joyce: Conquest?
      Xander: I'm a conquistador.
      Joyce: You sure it isn't comfort?
      Xander: I'm a comfortador also.
      Joyce: I do know the difference. I've learned about boys.
      Xander: That's cool about you.
      Joyce: It's very late. Would you like to rest for a while?
      Xander: Um, yeah. I'd like you. I'm just... gonna go to the bathroom first.
      Joyce: Don't get lost.