the second best of this season. Anya's song was better than any song in OMWF and the flashbacks were superb. it was all about Anya and man it was perfect. it was heartbraking until the end. This episode shows why Anya is one of the best characters.
10
Selfless
I have to words for this episode. Anya is the perfect woman. she's hilarious and she can also be dark and has a great back-story plus she can make me cry like a baby. what a great actress Emma is. and this is just like Hells Bells one huge classic that doesn't get the attention it deserves. the flashback where she sang is much better than any song in Once More With Feeling. her own flashbacks are better than any flashbacks on the show itself. this episode is just heartbreaking from the beginning to the end.
cut to Willow and Dawn talking and Willow is going back to school and is exited and then Xander and Buffy come inside and they are afraid for Anya but Xander says to worry about nothing and that she will be fine. then cut to a place with dead guys and Anya with blood on her clothes 'what have I done?'
the credits start
cut back in time when Anya's human self named Aud lived with the troll guy and they had lots of bunnies and they were in love but Aud was afraid her man was cheating with a woman and she says she couldn't live without him. cut to Anya washing the blood of her hands. cut to Spike with Buffy and he talks about Drusilla and that she saw the sky and that now he doesn't know what to do but Buffy will help him get through it. then Buffy comes and the other is gone and Spike begins to laugh and Buffy tells him to show her his soul and to get up and out of the basement. cut to Willow walking with a woman in collage and she's glad Willow is coming back. Willow then sees Anya and Anya says she has a new boyfriend and had lots of sex and Willow is glad for her but then sees blood on her hand and Anya says she has to go and leaves. Willow goes to the house and finds blood everywhere and then the dead boys and she hears a girl crying in the closet who tells her that some guys teased her and she made a wish of them all having their hearts ripped-out and then it happened by a spider that is right behind Willow and she protects herself and throws it out the window.
cut to a flashback and Olaf is turned into a troll and the villagers fight him. Aud and D'Hoffrin and looking and they talk and D'Hoffrin says that her true self is Anyanka and that she isn't appreciated here so she has to go with him and punish evil men and she likes the sound of vengeance and says that they all deserve it. cut to Buffy being called by Willow who tells her where to go. cut to Anya and Hallie walking about what happened and Hallie is very happy and she says that Anya is finally back and then Willow comes and wants to talk to Anya and Hallie doesn't want to leave but Anya tells Hallie it's okay. Willow tells Anya to stop but Anya says that they deserved it but Willow says that isn't true and Anya still remembers about the flaying but Willow says she also still remembers.
cut to Xander and Anya going to the woods and they find a body and the spider is there and it attacks Buffy but then she hits it off and Xander wants to get more weapons but Buffy kills it. cut to Xander and Buffy arriving home and they find Willow and she tells about that Anya did it and Xander is upset and Buffy says that she has to kill Anya. cut to Anyanka and Halfrek back in time and they did make a war and Halfrek tells Anya that there is a whole world out there but she isn't interested because she says that vengeance is what she does and the only thing she is. it's what she is and she doesn't need anything else.
cut to Buffy and Xander with Willow and Xander is very upset and doesn't understand and he says he's still in love with her and Buffy knows it but there isn't another way and she doesn't want to do this and Willow t was different because Willow is human and Spike didn't have a choice but Anya did and she turned herself into a demon twice and that she is the law because human rules don't apply and she once killed Angel because she needed to and even if she loved him it was the only way. Xander goes away and tries to find another way and Buffy grabs a sword and leaves as well. Willow stays behind and she calls upon D'Hoffrin and he knows about Willow flaying Warren and he thinks she wants to become a demon but she wants to talk about Anya.
cut to Anya in that house and she sees the blood. then Xander arrives and he sees her and he says he's sorry but she doesn't need it and he says Buffy is gonna kill her and Anya says she understands because it's her job and this day was going to come. then Buffy arrives and Xander tries to stop her but Anya hits him away and she begins to fight Buffy and they fight and Anya is winning but Buffy tells her sorry and Anya doesn't understand why and then Buffy turns her and uts her sword in Anya. cut to Anya in 2001 when she begins to sing that she will be Xander's wife and she can't wait and she dances outside in her wedding dress 'I will be-' (this is one of the best scenes of the entire show btw) cut to Anya with the sword through her chest and she suddenly comes back and says that she had forgotten how much it hurts and takes it out.
Buffy says she's not ready yet and they keep fighting and Xander keeps trying to se her but then D'Hoffrin arrives and he says they should listen what Anya wants to say and what she really wants and then she says she wants to take it back. D'Hoffrin says that there are a lot of bodies and that it takes a price and that is the soul of a vengeance demon and she accepts it but then he brings Hallie and then she makes her burn and Anya doesn't understand why and he says because why kill someone when you can hurt it and he hurts her and he isn't gonna kill her because it's not her time yet and then he disappears and she stays behind and she goes outside and Buffy goes to look on the boys and Xander follows Anya and she tells him to go away but he doesn't want to but she says she should do it alone and she thinks she's nobody but he says she isn't and he makes her smile and then they walk their own separate ways.
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Best episode quotes:
Dawn: My advice to you is do exactly what everyone else does all the time.
Willow: Got it.
Dawn: Do what everyone else does, wear what everyone else wears, say what everyone else says.
Willow: OK.
Dawn: People may say something to you you don't understand. Just don't be afraid to keep your mouth shut and pretend like you know what they're saying.
Willow: You know, Dawn, I've been to college before.
Dawn: People may say something like "My protein window closes in an hour." Just nod and smile. Mm-hmm. Turns out it has something to do with fitness.
Buffy: Have you talked to her lately?
Xander: Not since that night with the Gnarl demon. And that wasn't exactly the kind of "how have you been" kind of talk. More of the "pierce its eye with something sharp" kind of talking. I'm thinking I should call her.
Buffy: I just don't want you to get your hopes up.
Xander: Hopes? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. There are no hopes. Anya and I are done. I love being single. I'm a strong, successful male who is giddy at the thought of all the women I will no doubt be dating in the near future.
Buffy: Strong, successful males say "giddy"?
Xander: I just worry about her, that's all.
Willow: Anya?
Xander: Yeah, she seems so sad.
Dawn: She should try acting like everybody else more.
Willow: Apparently it's what all the kids are doing nowadays.
Buffy: Well, I'm not sure I get the sad vibe, but there's definitely a vengeance vibe worth worrying about.
Xander: Oh, that? No, no. I don't worry about that. She was hurt and she just turned back to what she knew when I you know. But that's not her anymore.
Buffy: I hope you're right.
Xander: Well, she turned that worm guy back before any real damage happened, right? It'll just take some time. I really think she's coming around.
Olaf: Aud! Sweet, beautiful Aud! I am so hungry, I could eat a small child!
Anya: Olaf! Are you injured? You smell of blood and musk.
Olaf: Fear not! It takes more than a band of minor trolls to bring down the mighty Olaf!
Anya: Trolls!
Olaf: Oh! They are wretched creatures indeed. The mere thought of them makes me bend at the knee and flex!
Anya: Sweetheart, please sit down. Allow me to tend to you.
Olaf: I am fine. Really. I could go for some mead, though.
Anya: Certainly.
Olaf: Is it my imagination, or do we have substantially more rabbits in this house today?
Anya: Oh, they breed so quickly that it's
Olaf: All this talk of breeding... it makes me want to breed!
Anya: Honey, of course. But here drink your mead first.
Olaf: Ah, yes. Mead.
Anya: The rapid reproductive rate of our rabbits...has given me an idea. I can give the excess out to the townspeople, exchanging them not for goods or services, but for goodwill and the sense of accomplishment that stems from selflessly giving of yourself to others.
Olaf: Ha, ha, ha! Sweet Aud! Your logic is insane and happenstance, like that of a troll. It is no wonder that the bar matrons talk of you.
Anya: You've been to the bar...
Olaf: It is not my fault they don't take kindly to you. You speak your mind, and are annoying. It's one of the things I love most about you.
Anya: Was Rannveig there?
Olaf: Bah! I've told you a thousand times; I have no interest in this Rannveig. Her hips are large and load bearing, like a Baltic woman. Your hips are narrow, like a Baltic woman from a slightly more arid region. You are my perfect Aud. I could never want for another.
Anya: I am sorry. I simply love you so much...I feel as though I could burst at times...I could not live without you.
Olaf: Fear not, sweet Aud, you will always be my beautiful girl.
Spike: I don't trust what I see anymore. I don't know how to explain it, exactly. It's like I've been seeing things. She used to see things, you know? She'd always be staring up at the sky watching cherubs burn or the heavens bleed or some nonsense. I used to stare at her and think she'd gone completely sack of hammers. But she'd see the sky when we were inside and it'd make her so happy. She'd see showers. She'd see stars. Now I see her.
Buffy: Spike.
Spike: I'm in trouble, Buffy.
Buffy: I can help you.
Spike: I could never ask. Not after...
Buffy: It's different. You're different.
Spike: I could never ask.
Buffy: Spike, it's me. It's you and it's me, and we'll get through this.
Spike: Never...
Buffy: We'll get through this. Spike. This basement is killing you. This is the hellmouth. There is something bad down here, possibly everything bad.
Spike: Can't hear you. Can't hear you.
Buffy: You have a soul? Fine. Show me.
Spike: Scream montresor all you like, pet.
Buffy: Get up and get out of this basement.
Spike: I don't have anywhere else to go.
Anya: Willow, hi! What're you doing here?
Willow: Oh, I'm starting back up at school again! Yeah, I can't believe how great everyone's been. I-I was a little worried, but I already have books and homework and they even said they'd give me periodic surprise quizzes just to make up for the ones that I missed, and... Wh-what're you doing here? Walking out of the fraternity house in the middle of the day?
Anya: Uh, um... I have a new boyfriend now. He lives here.
Willow: That's great.
Anya: Yeah, we just had lots and lots of sex.
Willow: OK. This is so great. I am so happy to see you've moved on.
Anya: Yeah, we're tremendously happy together. Now, um, if you'll excuse me, I'm late for something important.
Willow: Uh, OK. See you later.
Young Woman: I take it back. I take it back. I take it back.
Willow: OK. You're OK.
Young Woman: I take it back.
Willow: W-what do you take back?
Young Woman: 'S gonna be a party. Everyone's gonna be there. Everyone's bringing a date. I'll have a great time. But it was just me. And them. He broke up with me in front of them. I was a game. It was all a game.
Willow: It's OK. You're OK now.
Young Woman: They laughed and they laughed and I cried and they laughed. And I yelled, "Just once, I wish you could all feel what it's like to have your hearts ripped out. Just once. I wish..." and it came.
D’Hoffrin: Impressive.
Anya: Thank you.
D’Hoffrin: What is that? A Woodlow Transmogriphic spell?
Anya: Thornton's Hope.
D’Hoffrin: Thornton's Hope. But how did you get the troll element?
Anya: Eelsbane.
D’Hoffrin: Eelsbane. Brilliant! What'd he do?
Anya: Bar matron. A load bearing bar matron.
D’Hoffrin: Is there any other kind. I'm sorry. How rude of me. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is D'Hoffryn.
Anya: I am Aud.
D’Hoffrin: Are you? Hmm. I'm afraid you don't see your true self. You are Anyanka. I'm a patron of a family of sorts. We're vengeance demons. I'm sure you've heard of us.
Anya: No, I'm sorry.
D’Hoffrin: Oh, well, that's quite
Anya: Oh, no, don't feel bad. I, uh, I don't talk to people much. I mean, I talk to them, but they don't talk to me. Except to say that your questions are irksome, and perhaps you should take your furs and your literal interpretations to the other side of the river.
D’Hoffrin: I get the sense that your talents are not fully appreciated here, Anyanka. We'd like you to join us.
Anya: Why do you keep calling me that? My name is Aud.
D’Hoffrin: Perhaps, but Anyanka is who you are.
Anya: What would I have to do?
D’Hoffrin: What you do best. Help wronged women punish evil men.
Anya: Vengeance.
D’Hoffrin: But only to those who deserve it.
Anya: They all deserve it.
D’Hoffrin: That's where I was going with that, yeah.
Halfrek: This is just wonderful, Anyanka. There's even talk of having some sort of ceremony. I can't tell you how many times today I've heard "Anyanka is back to her old self again." Honey, what is it? What's wrong?
Anya: It's nothing. I just There was just so much screaming, so much blood. I, I forgotten how much damage a Grimslaw demon could do.
Halfrek: Oh, tell me about it. They can be feisty little guys and impossible to house train. I mean, once they start nesting, forget Are you OK? Oh, did something happen?
Anya: I-I guess I'm just a little rusty. I didn't think it would hit me like this.
Halfrek: Oh, sweetie. This is perfectly normal. It's a reflex. You'll get over it in no time, trust me.
Anya: Oh, Hallie! I can't tell you how good it is Thank goodness you're here.
Halfrek: Oh, sweetie. Of course.
Anya: It's just lately, with everything that's been going on, I-I've had trouble even remembering
Willow: Get out.
Halfrek: Lemon drop, if you think I'm gonna
Willow: Get out.
Anya: It's OK.
Halfrek: Well, OK. If you need anything, you holler.
Willow: Anya, you have to stop this.
Anya: Do you know what they did to her? Do you? It was a game. They were humiliating her.
Willow: Anya, listen to me. You're in trouble. You know it. I'm here to help you.
Anya: You're here to Well, that's great, Willow. Flayed anybody lately, have you? How quickly they forget!
Willow: I haven't forgotten one second of it.
Anya: What do you want?
Willow: I want to help you.
Anya: They got what they deserved.
Willow: No, they
Anya: I am a vengeance demon! Do you understand that?
Willow: No.
Anya: Try! They got what they deserved.
Halfrek: I swear, I'm in awe of you.
Anya: Oh, stop.
Halfrek: Oh, I will not.
Anya: I grant wishes. It's all inside the girl. I just bring it out.
Halfrek: Yes, I'm sure this is what she had in mind.
Anya: Well, I don't know about her mind, but it was in her heart. Besides, Russia was ready to explode. All we did is just give it a little push.
Halfrek: What should we do with the rest of our evening? I hear they're going to raze the Winter Mansion.
Anya: Well, I thought we'd head on down to Madame Dubasov's. No better spot for vengeance than a brothel.
Halfrek: Oh, it's always work, work, work with you.
Anya: Well, of course. What else is there?
Halfrek: What else is there? Why, the whole world, for one. Darling, take a look around. There's a lot to see. There's a revolution going on outside that you are somewhat responsible for. Aren't you the teeniest bit interested?
Anya: Well, what is there to be interested in? The worker will overthrow absolutism and lead the proletariat to a victorious communist revolution, resulting in socio-economic paradise on earth. It's common sense, really. I have better things to worry about.
Halfrek: But, Anyanka, there's a whole world out there.
Anya: Yes, filled with wronged women who need my help.
Halfrek: Oh, but you're talking work.
Anya: I'm talking about life. Vengeance is what I do, Halfrek. I don't need anything else. Vengeance is what I am.
Buffy: She's not the Anya that you knew, Xander. She's a demon.
Xander: That doesn't mean you have to kill her.
Buffy: Don't act like this is easy for me. You know it's not.
Xander: There are other options.
Buffy: I've considered them.
Xander: When? Just now? Took you all of ten seconds to decide to kill one of your best friends?
Buffy: The thought that it might come to this has occurred to me before. It's occurred to you, too.
Xander: But we can change what she did. Fix it. These are mystical deaths, right? There has to be something.
Willow: I don't have anywhere near that kind of power. I didn't have that kind of power when And I-I don't think I trust the power I do have.
Buffy: It's OK. Xander, I know this is hard for you to hear, but it's what I have to do.
Xander: Hard for me to hear? Buffy, you wanna kill Anya!
Buffy: I don't want to.
Xander: Then don't! This isn't new ground for us. When our friends go all crazy and start killing people, we help them.
Willow: Sitting right here.
Xander: I'm sorry. But it's true.
Buffy: It's different.
Xander: Because you don't care about her the same way I do. Buffy, I still love her.
Buffy: I know. And that's why you can't see this for what it really is. Willow was different. She's a human. Anya's a demon.
Xander: And you're the slayer. I see now how it's all very simple.
Buffy: It is never simple.
Xander: No, of course not. You know, if there's a mass-murdering demon that you're, oh, say, boning, then it's all gray area.
Buffy: Spike was harmless. He was helping.
Xander: He had no choice.
Buffy: And Anya did! She chose to become a demon. Twice.
Xander: You have no idea what she's going through.
Buffy: I don't care what she's going through!
Xander: No, of course not. You think we haven't seen all this before? The part where you just cut us all out. Just step away from everything human and act like you're the law. If you knew what I felt
Buffy: I killed Angel! Do you even remember that? I would have given up everything I had to be with I loved him more than I will ever love anything in this life. And I put a sword through his heart because I had to.
Willow: And that all worked out OK.
Buffy: Do you remember cheering me on? Both of you. Do you remember giving me Willow's message: Kick his ass.
Willow: I never said that
Xander: This is different
Buffy: It is always different! It's always complicated. And at some point, someone has to draw the line, and that is always going to be me. You get down on me for cutting myself off, but in the end the slayer is always cut off. There's no mystical guidebook. No all-knowing council. Human rules don't apply. There's only me. I am the law.
Xander: There has to be another way.
Buffy: Then please find it.
D’Hoffrin: Behold, D'Hoffryn. Lord of Arashmahar. He that turns the air to blood and rains Miss Rosenberg. How lovely to see you again. Have you done something with your hair?
Willow: Hello, D'Hoffryn.
D’Hoffrin: I figured I'd be hearing from you soon. The flaying of Warren Meers? Oh, truly inspired. That was water cooler vengeance. Lloyd has a sketch of it on his wall.
Willow: That's not me anymore.
D’Hoffrin: Is that right? So, I didn't feel your presence earlier today? I didn't feel a bit of the old you?
Willow: We need to talk about Anya.
D’Hoffrin: Very well. Let's talk about Anyanka.
Xander: I thought I might find you here. Have you forced yourself to look at the bodies yet?
Anya: What do you want?
Xander: I want to help you.
Anya: Everyone is so considerate today. I should've slaughtered people weeks ago.
Xander: I'm sorry. I'm sorry for everything I did to you. Everything I put you through.
Anya: Thank you. All better. Thank goodness you got here in time.
Xander: You don't understand. This isn't an intervention. Buffy's coming to kill you.
Anya: She's coming to try.
Xander: Did everybody have their crazy flakes today? You guys are friends. How could you talk like this?
Anya: I have a job to do. And so does Buffy. Xander, you've always seen what you wanted to. But you knew, sooner or later, it would come to this.
Xander: Buffy, get out of here.
Buffy: Get out of my way, Xander.
Xander: No.
Anya: Get out of her way, Xander. This is getting to be a pattern with you, Buffy. Are there any friends of your left you haven't tried to kill? C'mon, Buffy. Don't you have a clever retort for me?
Buffy: Anya, I'm sorry.
Anya: You're apologizing to me. What fight are you watching? Or is this like one of your little pop-culture references I don't get, 'cause I'm a vengeance
Xander: I just want... happy... ending...
Anya: Honey? Honey?
Xander: What? I'm awake. I'm OK.
Anya: Honey? Was that weird? That thing earlier with the singing... and the coconuts.
Xander: What? No, it's fine.
Neighbor Man: Oh, no. Mustard on my shirt. Mustard. I'll never get it out. My favorite red shirt. Dry clean it. How could you serve- Mustard.
Anya: Are you still hungry? Because I'd be- Mr. Xander Harris. That's what he is to the world outside. That's the name he carries with pride. I'm just lately Anya. Not very much to the world, I know. All these years with nothing to show. I've boned a troll, I've wreaked some wrath, But on the whole, I've had no path. I like to bowl, I'm good with math, But who am I? Now I reply that I'm the Missis I will be his Missis. Mrs. Anya Christina Emanuella Jenkins Harris. What's the point of loving...I mean except for the sweaty part. What's the point of losing your heart? Maybe if you're lucky Being a pair makes you twice as tall. Maybe you're not losing at all. No need to cover up my heart, Plus see above RE: sweaty part. So maybe love is pretty smart And so am I. I found my guy! And I'll be Missis I will be his Missis Mrs. Anya Lame-Ass-Made-Up-Maiden-Name Harris.We'll never part Not if we can And if we start Then here's my plan I'll show him what bliss is Welcome him with kisses 'Cause this is a Missis who misses her man He's my Xander And he's awfully swell It makes financial sense as well, Although he can be I'll never tell. Just stand aside. Here comes the bride. I'll be Missis. I will be his Missis. I will be
Xander: Anya!
Anya: Forgotten how much swords through the chest hurt. (pulls it out) Aaahh! (breathes heavily) You know better than that, Buffy. It takes a lot more to kill a vengeance demon.
Buffy: Oh, I'm just getting started.
Anya: Stop trying to save me, Xander!
D’Hoffrin: Oh, please, don't mind me. Continue with whatever it was you were doing. Oh, breathtaking. It's like somebody slaughtered an Abercrombie and Fitch catalog. Easy now. I'd be gone before you could swing. Isn't that just like a slayer. Solving all her problems by sticking things with sharp objects. I talked to your friend, Miss Rosenberg. She's a firebrand. I have high hopes for her.
Xander: Stay away from Willow.
D’Hoffrin: Oh, he's gallant, isn't he. I understand what you saw in him. Look, Miss Rosenberg seems to think Anyanka would be better suited outside the vengeance fold. I think we already know what Lady HacksAway wants. And the young man, he sees with the eyeballs of love. But I'm not sure if anyone's bothered to find out what Anyanka herself really wants.
Xander: Her name is Anya.
D’Hoffrin: Actually, funny historical side-bar, her original name was
Anya: I wanna take it back.
D’Hoffrin: I'm sorry. What was that?
Anya: I wanna take it back. I wanna undo what I did.
D’Hoffrin: Hmm. You want to take it back. Must be twelve bodies in there. Such a thing not easily done. But not impossible. You're a big girl, Anyanka. You understand how this works. The proverbial scales must balance. In order to restore the lives of the victims, the fates require a sacrifice. The life and soul of a vengeance demon.
Anya: Do it.
Xander: Wait!
Anya: Stay out of this Xander.
Xander: OK, all right. That seems smart. He just said you have to die! Perhaps there's some sort of alternate price.
Anya: Xander, you can't help me. I'm not even sure there's a me to help. (to D'Hoffryn) I understand the price. Do it.
D’Hoffrin: You're sure? This is your wish?
Anya: This is my wish. Undo what I did.
D’Hoffrin: Very well.
Xander: No!
Halfrek: Anya!
Anya: Hallie!
D’Hoffrin: Who did you think you were dealing with? Did you think it would be that easy to get away?
Anya: Why?
D’Hoffrin: Why? Because you wished it!
Anya: But she was yours.
D’Hoffrin: Like you were mine? Haven't I taught you anything, Anya? Never go for the kill when you can go for the pain. Hold him back, Slayer. Wouldn't want anyone to get hurt. I've got plenty of girls. There will always be vengeance demons. But now you, Anya, you're out. Congratulations. You're wish is granted.
Anya: You should've killed me.
D’Hoffrin: Oh, I wouldn't worry about that. From beneath you, it devours. Be patient. All good things in time.
Buffy: Go. I'll check on the boys.
Xander: Anya, wait.
Anya: Xander, please. Just go away.
Xander: Whatever's between us it doesn't matter. You shouldn't be alone in this.
Anya: Yes, I should. My whole life, I've just clung to whatever came along.
Xander: Well, speaking as a clingee- I kinda didn't mind.
Anya: Thanks. For everything. Xander what if I'm really nobody?
Xander: Don't be a dope.
Anya: I'm a dope?
Xander: Sometimes.
Anya: That's a start.
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Story: 10
Acting: 10
Writing: 10
Picture: 10
Gripping: 10
My Rank: 10
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Total: 10