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Willow: I know. Xander engaged. I couldn't believe it either.
Amy: It's so weird. So, what's she like?
Willow: Thousand year old, capitalist ex-demon with rabbit phobia.
Amy: Well, that's so his type.
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Xander: (about Spike) So what did Captain Peroxide want?
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Xander: Tara thinks Willow is doing too much magic. And she's not the only one.
Buffy: I know. But I think she'll be fine. You know, it's Willow, she of the level head.
Anya: Well, those are the ones you have to watch out for the most. Responsible types.
Buffy: Right. She might go crazy and start alphabetizing everything.
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Warren (referring to the frozen museum guard): He'll be fine. Yeah, he'll defrost in a couple of days. No harm, no foul.
Andrew: Won't he tell on us?
Warren: And say what? "Two guys and a mime took me out with their freeze ray"?
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Spike: (after he hit Buffy) Guess what I just found out. Looks like I'm not as toothless as you thought, sweetheart.
Buffy: How?
Spike: Don't you get it? Don't you see? You came back wrong.
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Xander: Aha! I got it! Here's our villain, right here! (points to a book) What?
Anya: That's a D&D manual, sweetie.
Xander: No, but it could- (looks at the book cover) Oh.
Anya: Let's face it, we're not gonna find this thing because it doesn't exist. There's no such thing as a frost monster who eats diamonds.
Buffy: Well, maybe he doesn't eat them. You know, maybe he just ... thinks they're pretty.
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Amy: The whole school?... By a giant snake thing? (Willow nods) Still adjusting. Hey Buffy.
Buffy: Hey, how've you been?
Amy: Rat. You?
Buffy: Dead.
Amy: Oh.
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Buffy: Spike, when I kissed you, you know I was thinking about Giles, right?
Spike: You know, I always wondered about you two.
Buffy: What? (makes a face) Oh, gross, Spike!
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Buffy: Your job is to kill the Slayer, and all you can do is follow me around making moon eyes!
Spike: I'm in love with you.
Buffy: You're in love with pain!
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Xander: It seems like we've been through every book.
Anya: Yeah, even the ones that weren't so boring you wanted to kill yourself.
Xander: We have those?
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Spike: I love you Buffy!
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Tara: Good god, that's a lot of shake. I mean, I know, part of our... big... movie and milkshake fun day, but... good god, that's a lot of shake.