Xander: Might as well face it. Right now I don't have the technical skills to join the Swiss Army. And all those guys ask you to do is uncork a couple of sassy cabernets.
A Swiss Army knife is a multifunction hand tool. Generally, a Swiss Army knife sports a blade as well as various tools, such as screwdrivers, wine screws, and can openers.
Xander jokes that all the Swiss Army does is to use their knives to uncork bottles of wine because of Switzerland's position of neutrality.