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Coach Herrold: All right, it's raining. All regular gym classes have been postponed. So, you know what that means... dodgeball. Now, for those of you that may have forgotten, the rules are as follows: you dodge.
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Heidi: Shouldn't you be hovering over the football stadium with Goodyear written on you?
(Xander laughs and Buffy gives him a look)
Xander: Kid's fat.
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Buffy: (About Xander smelling her) Okay, now what?
Xander: You took a bath.
Buffy: Yeah, I often do. I'm actually known for it.
Xander: That's okay.
Buffy: And the weird behavior award goes to...
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Xander: (Greeting Buffy and Willow) Girls!
Buffy: Boy.
Xander: Sorry I'm late, I just forgot that we were going to be here.
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Buffy: I was looking at the fishes.
Willow: Was it cool?
Buffy: It was fishes.
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Giles: The rest of the pack were spotted outside Herbert the mascot's cage. They were sent to the principal's office.
Willow: Good! That'll show 'em. Did it show 'em?
Buffy: They didn't hurt him, did they?
Giles: They, uh... ate him.
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Willow: Buffy saved both of our lives.
Xander: Before she came here our lives didn't need that much saving, did they? Weren't things a lot simpler when it was just you and me?
Willow: Maybe...
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Buffy: It shouldn't be too hard to find a new principal. Unless they ask what happened to the last one.
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(Buffy jumps on top of Xander)
Xander: I've been waiting for you to jump my bones.
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Xander: I'm feeling that you're not in field trip spirit here.
Buffy: Well, it would... It's nothing. I... We do the same zoo trip at my old school every year. Same ol' same ol'.
Xander: Buffy, this isn't just about looking at a bunch of animals. This is about not being in class!
Buffy: You know, you're right! Suddenly the animals look shiny and new.
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Buffy: I didn't notice anything. Of course I'm not as hyper-aware of him as, oh, for example, you...
Willow: Hyper-aware?
Buffy: Well, I'm not constantly monitoring his moods, his health, his blood pressure...
Willow: 130 over 80.
Buffy: You got it bad, girl.
Willow: He makes my head go tingly.
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Willow: Oh, my God, Xander! What happened?
Buffy: I hit him.
Willow: With what?
Buffy: A desk.
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Giles: I've been reading up on my animal possession, and I cannot find anything anywhere about memory loss afterwards.
Xander: Did you tell them that?
Giles: Your secret dies with me.
Xander: Shoot me, stuff me, mount me.
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Willow: Why couldn't Xander be possessed by a puppy, or some ducks?
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Xander: We just saw the zebras mating. Thank you, very exciting!
Willow: It was like the Heimlich... with stripes!
Buffy: And I missed it. Yet somehow I'll find the courage to live on.
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Giles: Xander's taken to teasing the less fortunate?
Buffy: Uh-huh.
Giles: And, there's been a noticeable change in both clothing and demeanor?
Buffy: Yes.
Giles: And, well, otherwise all his spare time is spent lounging about with imbeciles.
Buffy: It's bad, isn't it?
Giles: It's devastating. He's turned into a sixteen-year-old boy. Of course, you'll have to kill him.