Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Season 5 Episode 3

The Replacement

Aired Tuesday 8:00 PM Oct 10, 2000 on The WB



  • Quotes

    • Buffy: Riley, do you wish-
      Riley: No.
      Buffy: No? You don't even know what I was gonna say.
      Riley: Yes, I do. You wanted to know if I wished you got hit by the ferula-gemina, got split in two.
      Buffy: Well, you have been kind of rankly about the whole Slayer gig. Instead of having Slayer Buffy, you could have Buffy Buffy.
      Riley: Hey. I have Buffy Buffy. Being the Slayer's part of who you are. You keep thinking I don't get that, but...
      Buffy: It's just... I know how un-fun it can be. The bad hours, frequent bruising, cranky monsters...
      Riley: Buffy, If you led a perfectly normal life, you wouldn't be half as crazy as you are. I gotta have that. I gotta have it all! I'm talking toes, elbows, the whole bad-ice-skating-movie obsession, everything.