Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Angel: Oh, and... Riley. Buffy: Yeah? Angel: I don't like him. Buffy: (smiling) Thank you.

Xander: It happens that I'm good at a lot of things. I help out with all kinds of... stuff. I have skills and stratagems... I'm very... (to Anya) help me out. Anya: He's a viking in the sack.

Buffy:(about Angel) He's... not bad. Riley: Seriously? That's... a good day? Well, there you go. Even when he's good he's all Mister... Billowy Coat King of Pain and girls really- Buffy: Riley, stop.

Buffy: Enough! All I know is you want to help, right? Be part of the team? Willow: I don't know anymore. Xander: Really not wanted. Buffy: No! No, you said you wanted to go. So let's go! All of us. We'll walk into that cave with you two attacking me and the funny drunk drooling on my shoe! Hey! Hey, maybe that's the secret way of killing Adam?! Xander: Buffy... Buffy: Is that it? Is that how you can help? You're not answering me! How can you possibly help? So I guess I'm starting to understand why there's no ancient prophecy about a Chosen One and her friends. If I need help, I'll go to someone I can count on.

Giles: You never train with me anymore. (about Adam) He's gonna kick your ass. Buffy: Giles! Giles: Sorry. Was it a bit honest? Terribly sorry.

Giles: What ever happened to Latin? At least when that made no sense, the church approved. Buffy: I can't just wait around, Will. The disk is no good to me unless you crack it soon. Anya: Hey! We worked really hard getting that. Xander delivered clothing. Giles: Church approved.

Spike: Call it the Yoko factor. Don't tell me you've never heard of the Beatles? Adam: I have. I like "Helter Skelter". Spike: What a surprise. The point is, they were once a real powerful group. It's not a stretch to say they ruled the world. And when they broke up everyone blamed Yoko, but the fact is the group split itself apart, she just happened to be there. And you know how it is with kids. They go off to college, they grow apart. Way of the world.

Forrest: Family's tearing apart. Buffy: Family? What kind of family are you, Corleones?

Anya: (to Spike) Wow. That chip in your head means you can't even point a gun. How humiliating. Xander: Doesn't work anyway. It's a fake. Anya: Can't even point a decorative gun? Xander: Give it up for a American chipmanship. Spike: It doesn't work? What about self-defense? I'm taking a risk here, you know? Xander: Can I tell you how much I really don't care?

Riley: I got a little tired of sitting around waiting, so... Buffy: You joined the circus? Riley: Xander took my clothes to clean them, left me these. Does he, uh, hate me in some way I don't know about yet?

Willow: (about Miss Kitty Fantastico) I keep thinking, "okay, that's the cutest thing ever." And then she does something cuter, and completely resets the whole scale. Tara: Did you see her yawn earlier? Willow: Yes! I thought I was gonna die!

Xander: Try those on, you'll feel like a new man. Riley: (looking at the baggy pants that Xander is giving him) Would this man have a bright red nose and big floppy feet?

Spike: I get why all the demons all fall in line with you. You're like Tony Robbins. If he was a big, scary, Frankenstein-looking... You're exactly like Tony Robbins.

Willow: We have to face it, you can't handle Tara being my girlfriend. Xander: No! It was bad before that! Since you two went off to college and forgot about me! Just left me in the basement to - Tara's your girlfriend? Giles: (in the background) Bloody hell.

Spike: (startling Giles) You know, for someone who's got "Watcher" on his résumé, you might want to cast an eye to the front door every now and again.

Buffy: If I was any more open-minded about the choices you two make my whole brain would fall out.