Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 7 Episode 20

Spike: There's always casualties in a war.
Buffy: Casualties. It just sounds so casual.

Buffy: I don't want to be the one.
Spike: Well I don't want to be this good looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear.

Spike: That diabolical old torture device, the comfy chair.

Anya: We're all on death's door repeatedly ringing the doorbell like maniacal Girl Scouts trying to make quota!

The First/Buffy: I envy them. Isn't that the strangest thing?
Caleb: Well, it does throw me a tad. I mean they're just... well, they're barely more than animals, feeding off each other's flesh. It's nauseating. But you... you're everywhere. You're in the hearts of little children. you're in the souls of the rich. You're the fire that makes people kill and hate. The fire that will cure the world of weakness. They're just sinners. You are sin.

The Mayor: A "hello" or a "nice to see you" would be more appropriate. It is the end of humanity, Faith, not the end of courtesy.

The First: I know why they grab at each other... to feel. I want to feel. I want to wrap my hands around some innocent neck and feel it crack.
Caleb: Amen.

Spike: You listen to me. I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you. Hey, look at me. I'm not asking you for anything. When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy.

Caleb: You whore!
Buffy: You know, you really should watch your language. If someone didn't know you, they might think you were a woman-hating jerk.

Spike: (about Andrew) He's a breath of fresh air, isn't he? Thank God I don't breathe.

Spike: No?
Buffy: No.
Spike: You mean "no", as in "eventually"?
Buffy: You really have a problem with that word, don't you?

Wood: I mean, I wanted her to hold me like a little baby... in a manly way of course.
Faith: Of course.

Andrew: Rock, paper, scissors?
Spike: What's the matter with you?

Buffy: I thought the place would be empty. I was looking for a place to crash. You know, you really should leave.
Man: You can't just kick me out of my own house.
Buffy: Why not? It's what all the cool kids are doing nowadays.
Buffy: It's not your house. It's not your town. Not anymore. (the man leaves and Buffy wanders over to the refrigerator and looks inside)
Buffy: Got any Tab?

Andrew: I am a drone in the mind that is evil.
Xander: Could you just shut up?
Andrew: I say I am a part of the Great Darkness.
Kennedy: Somebody needs a reality check.
Xander: And a muzzle.

Giles: The Bringer is dumb.
Anya: You were expecting what? A Rhodes scholar?

Kennedy: I've never been the bait before. It's kinda scary.

Xander: Dear Mr. First, If you want your bringer back... we'll be surprised. You've got 3 million of them. So please disregard this letter.

Andrew: Hi, everybody. I missed you guys a lot. Sorry we took so long getting back from our mission... mission but we had to wait out the sun and, well, I think our mission went very well. We rode on Spike's hog, which was very cool, and played some amusing games and, oh, we got some information. But do you know what? I really need to urinate.

Giles: Really, it's for the best.
Dawn: Then why do I feel this way.

Andrew: I spy with my little eye something that begins with a T.
Spike: Tapestry
Andrew: Hey, good one! How did you--
Spike: Tapestry's the only thing in the whole bloody room.