The weakest episode of season 7. It had a few good moments but it was in overal too slow.
8.0
Touched
With only three episodes to go, I found this one a little disappointing. It was a little on the slow side, and the bomb thing was to me very useless, instead they could have done a better episode. But it wasn’t all that bad and had some emotional moments, specially for Buffy.
Cut to the house and they don't know what to say now and without a leader they all talk. Faith tries to calm everyone down but the light goes out and everyone is leaving town. Cut to Buffy walking down the street and she crashes a house but there is a man in it and she tells him to leave sunnydale.
the credits start
Cut to Spike and Andrew in a lonely room. Cut to the house and Faith talks and Kennedy wants too but Faith interrupts her. Faith wants to catch a bringer but Kennedy doesn't want to and Kennedy has an idea but Faith shuts her down. Faith says she's the new leader and they have to listen to her. Cut to Kennedy outside and a bringer attacks her but Giles grabs him and they fight the bringers and take one with them. Cut to the house and they are doing a spell to make someone else speak for the bringer. Then come Spike and Andrew back and they tell them that Buffy is gone and Spike gets upset. Then Faith tells him to shut up and they begin to fight and hit each other and Spike leaves.
Cut to the basement and then suddenly Andrew begins to talk for the bringer. Then Giles kills the bringer because they know enough and Andrew feels used. Cut to Buffy in a bed and she's very broken and Spike goes over to her. Spike tells her that she was right but she wants to quit and she doesn't want to do it anymore. Then The first appears as the Mayor to Faith and she says she knows who it is. It says that Faith did the right thing kicking Buffy out and he says that Buffy sees her as a killer. Buffy tells Spike that being a slayer made her different and girls die cause of her. Spike then tells Buffy that he has made many mistakes but he has only been sure of one thing and that was her. He says that he loves what she is entirely. And she is the one but she doesn't want to be the one. Buffy asks Spike to stay but she tells him to hold her.
Cut to Faith and The first and he tells her that nobody will ever love her and he disappears. Robin comes into the room again and she is pissed up and she tells i'm she's sorry. Faith tells him what happened and she is really freaked out. Faith tells Robin that it was her old boss but he was like her dad. Robin tells her that The first was his mother when he came to him. Robin tells Faith that she is also the one and they kinda fall inlove. They begin to kiss and they do it on the bed. Cut to Willow going to Kennedy and they get in bed and begin to kiss. Willow is afraid to let herself go again but Kennedy tells her not to be afraid. Then cut to Xander and Anya and they hear moaning people.
Music starts and the show Spike holding Buffy and Faith having sex with Robin. Then Kennedy kissing Willow. Then Anya and Xander kissing on the ground. The first tells Caleb that she envy's them. Caleb tells it that they are sinners but The first is the sin. Cut to the house and they are talking and Faith is going to spy on Buffy and she is going to an arsenal. Cut to Spike waking up and Buffy is gone and she left him a card. Cut to the vineyard and a bringer falls and there is Buffy. She makes him come after her but she is faster and she passes through him. Cut to the girls coming in a dark place where they get attacked by bringers.
Cut to the girls defeating the bringers while Faith escapes from Caleb. Buffy sees the place where she is supposed to go. Cut to Kennedy finding something and they go inside and they find a bomb while Buffy finds a huge axe. Faith tells the girls to get down.
black out
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Best episode quotes:
Man: You can't just kick me out of my own house.
Buffy: Why not? It's what all the cool kids are doing nowadays.
Andrew: I spy with my little eye something that begins with a "T."
Spike: Tapestry.
Andrew: Hey, good one. How did you-
Spike: Tapestry's the only thing in the whole bloody room.
Andrew: Ah...so say you, but I say look deeper.
Spike: I'll look deep into your jugular is what I'll look at.
Andrew: Don't spazz out.
Spike: I'm not- Don't say another word.
Buffy/The First: I was hoping you'd bring me some better news.
Caleb: And I wish I had some.
Buffy/The First: Is this going to do anything? Or is all of this just to make the Bringers sweat? Do the Bringers sweat?
Caleb: Actually, I think they pant, like dogs. And I don't know if this is going to do any good, but we have to try everything.
Buffy/The First: You realize what will happen if the slayer and her girls get it, don't you?
Caleb: They won't.
Buffy/The First: That's right. They won't. Because you're going to kill all of them and everyone they know.
Caleb: Hallelujah.
Spike: There you are. Do you realize I could just walk in here, no invite needed? This town really is theirs now, isn't it? I heard. I was over there. That bitch. She's all about smiles and reformation when you're on your feet, but the moment you're down, she's all about the kicking, isn't that right? Makes me want-
Buffy: It wasn't just Faith. It was all of them. And it's not like they were wrong. Please leave.
Spike: No. This'll change your tune. I came here 'cause I got something to tell you. You were right. Caleb is trying to protect something from you. And I think you were spot on all the way. I think it's at the vineyard. So? You were right. Buffy?
Buffy: I don't feel very right.
Spike: You're not fooling me.
Buffy: What do you even mean?
Spike: Well, you're not a quitter.
Buffy: Watch me.
Spike: You were their leader, and you still are. This isn't something you gave up, it's something they took.
Buffy: And the difference is?
Spike: We can take it back.
The Mayor/The First: I'd say better than fine. I'd say you're doing a bang-up job.
Faith: Get out.
The Mayor/The First: Well, gosh. I think, you know, a "hello" or a "nice to see you" might be a little more welcome. It's the end of humanity, Faith, not the end of courtesy.
Faith: You're wasting your time. I know who you are, what you are.
The Mayor/The First: Yeah. Yeah. Nobody's explained to you how this works, have they? You see... I am part of the First, as you kids call it, but I'm also me, Richard Wilkins III, late mayor and founder of Sunnydale. Here. I'll prove it to you. Ask me a question only I know the answer to. Something like... Where did I hide the moon pies in my office? Or... who was my favorite character in little women? Meg. I know. I know. Most people guess Beth, but Meg, she's such a proper young lady. Remember when Jo burned her hair?
Faith: I know what you're doing, and it's not going to work. (walks away) But feel free to keep talking, 'cause, hell, I could listen to you yap all night.
The Mayor/The First: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Language! You're a leader now. You keep throwing the "h-e-double hockey sticks" around, pretty soon, the girls are going to pick up on it. Then what?
Faith: You let me worry about the girls.
The Mayor/The First: Of course. Of course. You're doing a great job with them, by the way. Much better than Buffy ever did. You were smart to kick her out.
Faith: That's not what we- Buffy got them this far.
The Mayor/The First: Why are you protecting her? You think she cares about you? She nearly killed you, Faith.
Faith: It's different now.
The Mayor/The First: No matter what you do, Buffy will always see you as a killer, not as a person. And now you have what she so desperately wants: the respect of these girls. All she needs is an excuse, and she'll finish what she started when she stuck that knife in your belly. You stay on guard, Faith. Buffy's dangerous. If you're not careful, she'll destroy you. I'm just saying.
Spike: No?
Buffy: No.
Spike: You mean no as in eventually?
Buffy: You really have problems with that word, don't you?
Spike: You can get them back.
Buffy: Can, maybe. Should? I'm just so tired.
Spike: They need you.
Buffy: Well, I...
Spike: It's bloody chaos over there without you.
Buffy: It is?
Spike: Yeah! Yeah, it's, uh... There's junk... You know? Food cartons, sleeping bags not rolled up, everyone's very scared and, uh, unkempt.
Buffy: Sounds dire.
Spike: I didn't see a lot. I came, hit Faith a bunch of times, and left.
Buffy: Really? I mean, not that I'm glad, but-
Spike: Oh, you say the word, and she's a footnote in history. I'll make it look like a painful accident.
Buffy: That's my problem. I say the word, some girl dies...every time.
Spike: There's always casualties in war.
Buffy: Casualties. It just sounds so...casual. These are girls that I got killed. I cut myself off from them...all of them. I knew I was gonna lose some of them and I didn't- You know what? I'm still making excuses. I've always cut myself off. I've always- Being the slayer made me different. But it's my fault I stayed that way. People are always trying to connect to me, and I just slip away. You should know.
Spike: I seem to recall a certain amount of connecting.
Buffy: Oh, please! We were never close. You just wanted me because I was...unattainable.
Spike: You think that's all that was?
Buffy: Please, let's not go over the past.
Spike: Oh, no, no. Let's hold on here. I'm hummed along to your pity-ditty, and I think I should have the mic for a bit.
Buffy: Fine. The stage is yours. Cheer me up.
Spike: You're insufferable.
Buffy: Thank you. That really helped.
Spike: I'm not trying to cheer you up.
Buffy: What are you trying to say?
Spike: I don't know. I'll know when I'm done saying it. Something pissed me off, and I just- "Unattainable." That's it.
Buffy: Fine. I'm attainable. I'm an attain-a-thon. May I please just go to sleep?
Spike: You listen to me. I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I, Hey, look at me. I'm not asking you for anything. When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy.
Buffy: I don't wanna be the one.
Spike: I don't wanna be this good looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear. You get some rest now. I'll check in before first light. You can decide how you want...
Buffy: Spike? Could you...stay here?
Spike: Sure. That diabolical old torture device, the comfy chair. It'll do me fine.
Buffy: No, I mean...here. Will you just hold me?
The Mayor/The First: Deep down, you always wanted Buffy to accept you, to love you even. Why do you think that is?
Faith: You a shrink now?
The Mayor/The First: You keep looking for love and acceptance from these people, these friends of yours, but you're never gonna find it. The truth is, nobody will ever love you. Not the way I love you.
Faith: Get out.
The Mayor/The First: They'll forever see you as a killer.
Faith: I said get out.
The Mayor/The First: I'll always be with you, firecracker, in everything you do.
Robin: Faith?
Faith: You shouldn't sneak up like that! I almost took your head off!
Robin: Sorry, I knocked.
Faith: Who-what'd you see?
Robin: Just-you're looking spooked. What happened? Are you sure you're all right?
Faith: Oh, what? You wanna rap about my problems now? Are you looking to be the guy who puts the "pal" in principal for me?
Robin: OK, you know what? I came up here to talk to you about weapons.
Faith: Sorry. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm just-
Robin: Listen, I'm gonna leave you alone. I didn't mean to intrude.
Faith: It was the First.
Robin: Well, you're really in the game now, Faith. The First doesn't show itself unless it thinks you matter.
Faith: Lucky me. I'm a player. Man, look at that. My hand's shaking. Demons, vampires, women in the penitentiary system-none of that freaks me out.
Robin: That's exactly what the First does-finds your Achilles' heel.
Faith: Nah, it just talked to me. What? It does a heal thing too?
Robin: Um, it's a phrase. Your weak spot.
Faith: Oh, school thing. I was kinda absent that decade.
Robin: So, who was it? The First.
Faith: He was like an old boss of mine.
Robin: Just a boss, and he's got you shaking like this? Wouldn't give you a raise, huh?
Faith: Yeah, right. Well, it sounds retarded, but he was like a dad to me.
Robin: Oh. It was my mother when it came to me. And I mean it was her, right down to the perfume.
Faith: Sorry.
Robin: Yeah.
Faith: I'm just so pissed off at myself. I knew it was a trick.
Robin: Yeah, so did I, but I still wanted my mother to hold me like a little baby- in a manly way, of course.
Faith: Of course.
Robin: Listen, nobody wants to be alone, Faith. We all want someone who cares, to be touched that way. I mean, the First deals in figments, but that wanting is real.
Faith: Hitting things and a whole lot of Jack D dulls it some.
Robin: Among other things.
Faith: When it came to you, did the First tell the truth?
Robin: Yeah.
Faith: It said to watch out for Buffy, that Buffy's dangerous.
Robin: Well, what do you think?
Faith: Could be. I mean, we've given her pretty good reason to be pissed off. You know the messed up thing? The First is telling me to worry about her, and I just wish she was here. In a couple hours, I'm gonna lead these girls into some serious crap, and she's the only one-
Robin: She's not the only one. You're a slayer too, Faith, and I think you're a good leader.
Faith: I'm an ex-con who didn't finish high school.
Robin: Yeah, well I'm the principal of a school where nobody finished, and I am completely out of my league in this.
Faith: Well, I hear otherwise.
Robin: So, um, tomorrow then?
Faith: Forget about tomorrow. This is tonight. It's been a while. Am I out of line?
Robin: No. You're the leader.
Anya: They could show a little respect, you know.
Xander: Hm.
Anya: I mean, they should at least acknowledge the fact that some people might not want to listen to an a capella concert of people, you know, moaning and groaning.
Xander: Hm.
Anya: Disgusting is what it is.
Xander: Little jealous, huh?
Anya: Of course I am. I'm a lot jealous. I mean, if we're done having sex, then... I think other people should just knock it off.
Buffy/The First: I envy them. Isn't that the strangest thing?
Caleb: Well, it does throw me a tad. I mean, they're just-why, they're barely more than animals. Feeding off each other's flesh-it's nauseating. But you. You're everywhere. You're in the hearts of little children. You're in the souls of the rich. You're the fire that makes people kill and hate. The fire that will cure the world of weakness. They're just sinners. You are sin.
Buffy/The First: I do enjoy your sermons.
Caleb: And you're in me. Give me strength no man can have.
Buffy/The First: And the only man strong enough to be my vessel, and I know you feel me, but I know why they grab at each other. To feel. I want to feel. I want to wrap my hands around some innocent neck and feel it crack.
Caleb: Amen.
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Story: 7
Acting: 9
Writing: 8
Picture: 10
Gripping: 7
My Rank: 7
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Total: 8.0