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Buffy: It's your lucky day, Spike.
Kendra: Two slayers.
Buffy: No waiting.
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Willow: Hey!
Kendra: Identify yourself!
Buffy: Back off, pink ranger!
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Willy (after Spike's henchman carries Angel away): So what are you gonna do with him anyway?
Spike: Maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, you know?
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Drusilla: (to Angel) You've been a very bad daddy.
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Xander: (upon finding a picture of the Tarakan assassin) Oh, here we go! I am the bug man, koo koo ka choo.
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Xander: Okay, he can only be killed when he's in his disassembled state. Disassembled. That means when he's broken down into his little buggy parts.
Cordelia: I know what it means, dork head.
Xander: Dork head? You slash me with your words!
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Buffy: I can say, "Kendra, you slay, I'm going to Disneyland."
Willow: But, not forever, right?
Buffy: No. Disneyland would get boring after a few months.
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Giles: And you are called?
Kendra: I am the Vampire Slayer.
Buffy: We got that part, honey. He means your name.
Kendra: Oh. They call me Kendra. I have no last name, sir.
Buffy: Can you say, "stuck in the '80's"?
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Buffy: Okay, one more time. You're the who?
Kendra: I am the Slayer.
Buffy: Nice cover story. But here's a tip - you might want to try it on someone who's not the real Slayer.
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Buffy: I don't take orders. I do things my way.
Kendra: No wonder you died.
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Oz: Oh, hey! Animal cracker?
Willow: No, thank you. How's your arm?
Oz: Suddenly painless.
Willow: You can still play the guitar okay?
Oz: Oh, not well, but not worse.
Willow: Y'know, I never really thanked you.
Oz: Ooo, yeah, please don't. I don't do thanks. I get all red. Have to bail. It's not pretty.
Willow: Well, then forget that thing. E-especially with the part where I kind of owe you my life.
Oz: Oh, look! Monkey! And he has a little hat. And little pants.
Willow: Yeah, I-I see!
Oz: The monkey's the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that? You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen. So, I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like, is the hippo going, 'Hey, man, where are *my* pants? I have my hippo dignity!' And you know the monkey's just, (with a French accent) 'I mock you with my monkey pants!' And there's a big coup in the zoo.
Willow: The monkey is French?
Oz: All monkeys are French. You didn't know that?
Willow: No.
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Drusilla: Do you love my insides? The parts you can't see?
Spike: Eyeballs to entrails, my sweet.
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Kendra: That's me favorite shirt! That's me only shirt!
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Buffy: Angel. He's Drusilla's sire.
Xander: Man, that guy got major neck in his day!
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Willow: There's a Slayer handbook?
Buffy: Wait. Handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?
Willow: Is there a T-shirt, too? 'Cause that would be cool...
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Kendra: She died?
Buffy: Just a little.
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Xander: A Slayer, huh? I knew this "I'm the only one, I'm the only one" thing was just an attention-getter.
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Willy: I have to ask, has either of you girls ever considered modeling? I have a friend with a camera. Strictly high class nude work. Y'know art photographs, but naked... You don't have to answer right away.
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Buffy: 'Cause I've had it. Spike is going down. You can attack me, you send assasins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend.
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Willy: I swear on my mother's grave, should something fatal happen to her god forbid.
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Xander: Angel's our friend! 'cept I don't like him.
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Drusilla: Say uncle... ohh, that's right. You killed my uncle.