Bugs Season 1 Episode 1

Ballantyne: If this falls into the wrong hands—
Ed: It could be the end of civilisation as we know it, yeah.
Ballantyne: Maybe.
Ed: You people are always so melodramatic!

Ed: So now can you tell me where I'm meant to drop this thing?
Ballantyne: The Hive.
Ed: The what?
Ballantyne: Government listening agency.
Ed: Never heard of it.
Ballantyne: You're not supposed to. It's a secret.

Beckett: Why SACROS? It sounds like some Greek island!
Dent: Satellite And Communication Remote Override System.
Beckett: I'll stick to SACROS.

Ros: You wouldn't want to tell me what the hell is going on I suppose?
Beckett: Soon as I find out, you'll be the first to know!

Ros: So what's the score here then? You not been paying your tea money?
Beckett: Do I look dishonest?

Ros: Persistent, aren't they?
Beckett: Yeah, I blame performance-related pay myself.

Ed: Why don't you just go back and get the tape?
Beckett: Because I'm a wanted man and the Hive has got a security system that makes Fort Knox look like a playpen!

Beckett: You're mad, you know that?
Ed: Nah, I just get bored if I don't risk my life at least once a day. Twice on Sundays.

Ros: It's a tracer so I can find you.
Ed: Ros, I'm not going to get lost! I am out of short trousers now, you know!