Bullet in the Face Season 1 Episode 6

Karl: Our city's being torn apart, we don't have enough manpower.
Gunter: Then use children.

Tannhauser: But I have decided. I have decided that you should have the baby here. We have everything here we need for delivery. We have balloons. We have... many balloons.

Tannhauser: You could've never fooled me because I am master of the universe.
Martine: You think you're God!
Tannhauser: No, He thinks He's me.

Gunter: This city won't be here in the morning. It will be like the earth from thousands of years ago when dinosaurs filled lakes with diarrhea.

Gunter: Find Tannhauser in time and the war will end. Just like when Saddam Hussein was captured in Iraq.
Braden: Ha ha! The war didn't end after that.
Gunter: It did in the U.S. versions of events.

Gunter: Remember when you shot me in the face?
Martine: Of course. I never forget a face I've shot.

Bomb Squad Officer: Why're we targeting hospitals, sir?
Tannhauser: It's what King Herod would have done.

Bomb Squad Officer: Ma'am.
Nurse: Oh. Did someone report a bomb?
Bomb Squad Officer: No, we're just here as a precaution. But I'd like to check out your basement. Where is it?
Nurse: In the basement.

Martine: Racken is on his way. You mustn't be here for this.
Gunter: My dear, we are well past the point where anyone can threaten me with anything. I feel like I've been on a roller-coaster ride designed by Kafka.