Bullet in the Face

Season 1 Episode 3

Drug of Choice

Aired Thursday 10:00 PM Aug 16, 2012 on IFC
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Episode Summary


Gunter looks after a homicidal boy who reminds him of himself, but soon discovers the kid is in over his head.

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    Marcel Jeannin

    Marcel Jeannin


    Guest Star

    Robert Naylor (III)

    Robert Naylor (III)


    Guest Star

    Anik Matern

    Anik Matern

    Mrs. Mollert

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    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (0)

    • QUOTES (10)

      • Gunter: If children are our future, this kid is the Apocalypse.

      • Mrs. Mollert: I have no idea where he got that gun.
        Gunter: When I was his age, the only weapon I could get my hands on was a meat cleaver. I would have killed for a gun.

      • Gunter: Think how many entertaining movies there are thanks to Hitler. Without him, would Sophie have a choice? Would Schindler have a list? Would Jurassic have a park?

      • Tannhauser: I will crush him. I will best him with my knowledge, honed by this board, honed from your mind, sucked into my mind, and then blown out in a very usable way. Racken may be the master of Parcheesi, but I will be a master of chess.

      • Braden: We got a urine sample from the boy.
        Gunter: How did you get that?
        Karl: When he peed on my leg.
        Gunter: Hmm, somebody get me adoption papers.

      • Gunter: I have a way with kids, Hagerman. I've used several as hostages.

      • Karl: Drop the gun, Fassbinder, or I will shoot you and not only will you drop the gun, you will drop with it because you will both be dead. I mean the gun won't be dead but you will both drop. I mean...
        Gunter: Shut up, Hagerman!

      • Karl: He's having a heart attack. I'll give him the Breath of Life.
        Gunter: That's for drowning victims, Hagerman. Are you using your tongue?

      • Braden: Figures you're an expert on drugs. Long-time junkie, are you?
        Gunter: No. Casual user. I'd shoot heroin then lay in a hammock screaming about how sunshine tickled.
        Braden: Shut up, Hagerman.
        Karl: I didn't say anything.
        Braden: Preemptive.

      • Gunter: I'm running late for a tryst. When a man is late, he's cool. When a woman is late, she's pregnant. Remember: always wear watches and condoms.

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