(Michelle has just seen the video of Boo and her entitled "Nutcracker Macer – It's Time to Dance!")
Michelle: What is this? What am I looking at?
Talia: It's on the internet, honey.
Michelle: Well, who else has seen this?
(Talia points to the views tally.)
Michelle: A million people have seen this? Oh, my god!
Talia: Look on the bright side, of all the truly humiliating things you've done in your life, this is the first one that's gone viral. And you look super thin.