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Michael: I knew a kid once who had it rough growing up. Almost as bad as you.
Joey: What happened to him?
Michael: He got a job doing the same things that used to get him into trouble. Turned out all right.
Joey: So you're saying I should eat a lot of yogurt?
Michael: Couldn't hurt.
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Fiona: (about Strickler) You seriously think he's gonna wave his magic spy wand and get you back in?
Michael: It's a little more complicated than that, Fi.
Fiona: Well, in my experience, if something seems too good to be true, it's best to shoot it, just in case.
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Joey: Look, man, I'm sorry! I was just gonna borrow it, I swear!
Michael: Yeah, you borrow a cup of sugar. You don't borrow a gun.
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Michael: (to Joey) You're gonna have to tell us your mom's name at some point, unless you plan on living here.
Fiona: I don't recommend it. I can only cook a few things and the air conditioning is iffy.
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(Sam and Michael wait outside, while Fiona talks to their new client April in a restaurant)
Sam: So she's in there with Fiona?
Michael: Yeah, the idea was that she'd feel more comfortable talking to a woman.
Sam: I'm not sure Fi counts, Mike.
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April Luna: It just seems so crazy. Do you really think they can do anything?
Madeline: For two little boys who are being knocked around by their father, Michael would take on the Chinese army, honey.
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Fiona: (to Michael) You have no idea how painful it was to be under that car and not wire it to explode.
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Michael: (voice-over) When you push someone to the point of desperation, there's always a chance they'll go looking for help, which could be a problem, unless you're the one providing the help.
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Michael: (voice-over) As a spy, you often have to do things you don't like for people you don't trust. You don't always get to choose who you do business with. When the devil himself is offering the thing you want most, sometimes you dance with the devil.