(Edward hits on a woman in a bar by telling her he's a doctor, Daniel interrupts) Daniel: But Edward's being too modest – he's not just a family doctor, he's a virologist. Shelley: Wow – what kind of doctor is that? Daniel: He spends all day in a lab working on the most horrible, horrible diseases like AIDS, Lassa Fever, well, you name it. In fact, in his blood right now are antibodies to Ebola which is really the deadliest of them all. Shelley: (horrified) Oh my God! (she hurries away) Edward: Wait a minute, Shelley – antibodies are a good thing! (glares at Daniel) Thank you, thank you very much.
(Man steps too close to remains of boy, ashes on the floor) Janitor: Watch you don't step on Kevin.
Spontaneous human combustion The alleged burning of a person's body without a readily apparent, identifiable external source of ignition. The combustion may result in simple burns and blisters to the skin, smoking, or a complete incineration of the body.
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