Butt Ugly Martians

Nickelodeon (ended 2003)



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Butt Ugly Martians

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The Butt Ugly Martians came to invade specific planets managed by the evil, Emperor Bog. The B.U.M team were forced to do evil schemes to do conquering for the evil emperor. The Butt Ugly Martians had no choice but to conquer Earth, itself. The Butt Ugly Martians were not surprised at all, there opinions would soon change. The Butt Ugly Martians became addicted to Earth. They found out about comic books, hamburgers, video games and music videos. The Martians were astonished! The B.U.M. trio said they would never hurt Earth. There new friends, Mike, Ronald, Cedric and Angela showed them that Earth was the best. The Martians think over their plan and how much trouble they will be in if Emperor Bog finds out. "Who cares?", they think. However defending Earth won't be an easy thing to do so their tech officer creates BKM which allows them to go giant and kick anybody's butt. But not everyone on Earth is very welcoming of aliens (like Muldoon alien hunter) so the Uglies are gonna stay hiding but they don't care.The Butt Ugly Martians will continue to hang out on Earth as long as Emperor Bog never finds out. Butt Ugly Martians, go! The Butt Ugly Martians will never tell a soul about their awful plan of conquering planets! Let's get ugly! Character Guide B-Bop-a-Luna - B-Bop-a-Luna is the diplomat and leader of the Butt Ugly Martians. B-Bop-a-Luna leads the Butt Ugly Martians to victory over their evil planet. B-Bop is probably the smartest of all of the Butt Uglies. B-Bop shows a lot of confidence in all of his fighting styles and boosts up the B.K.M. Mode. Without B-Bop the Butt Ugly Martians would be nothing. B-Bop-a-Luna is the yellow Martian. 2-T-Fru-T - 2-T-Fru-T is the mechanic for the Butt Uglies. 2-T-Fru-T is very handy when around, he can fix just about anything. 2-T is the co-commander of the Butt Uglies. 2-T loves Earth because of all the vehicles. 2-T owns his own hoverboard which transports the Butt Uglies around town. 2-T-Fru-T is the blue Martian. Do-Wah-Diddy - Do-Wah-Diddy is the fun Martian of the Butt Uglies. Do-Wah has a huge appetite and super strength which almost makes him invulnerable. Do-Wah's favorite song is, "Do-Wah-Diddy". Do-Wah loves milkshakes, hamburgers, junk food and all other unhealthy foods. Do-Wah makes the Butt Ugly Martians show have a slight bit of comedy. Do-Wah-Diddy is the red Martian. Angela: The basic smarts of the group. In times of peril you can count on Angela to make sure you keep your mind set on things. 1 more thing don't get on her bad side or you will live to regret it. She's the camera girl to the Martian's boy band (Boys to Martians). Mike: The "video games expert" on the group (but Angela seems to want to take that title from him). Mike tends to have the most crazy ideas but at the same time he also tends to be the one who gets in the most trouble. He's the special effects person of the Martian's boy band (Boys to Martians). Cedric: The brains of the group. Cedric has some great ideas but most of his ideas tend to me cashing in on the internet (mostly on the Martians). He's also the basic manager of the Martians boy band (Boys to Martians). Cedric is also a year younger than Angela and Mike. Stoat Muldoon: Muldoon is Earth's alien hunter (but he's not very good at it). Muldoon is always locking on to the Martians or something involving them and he tends to get in the way more than help. The Martians a lot of times make an alliance with him which he accepts. Unfortunatly he either puts them on their show making the Martians decide to mind wipe him or they mind wipe him for fun making him say some embarissing thing from his child hood. Ronald: Ronald is Muldoon's intern and pretty much worships the ground Muldoon walks on. Muldoon isn't very nice to him though. He's also a burger boy and tends to do questionable things that could make one question his Earthling herritage. Dr.Brainy Hacksaw: Muldoon used to be Hacksaw's intern but they parted ways when Muldoon objected to his cruel ways of dealing with any alien. Hacksaw has always wanted to disect and experiment on any aliens especially the Martians considering they have foilded any plans he ever had. Dark Comet: All we know about Dark Comet is that they are a site on the net that helps Muldoon track aliens. Emporer Bog: Bog is the Emporer of the Martians. He used to ruel Mars but unfortunatly after it was destroyed in a war he has been searching for a new home by any means neccasary. Bog is pretty dumb because he is always fulled by the Martian's fake progress reports. Also when ever he sends "help" to the Martians he is completly oblivous to the fact that the "help" is trying to kill them. Bog lastly is a hot head constantly threatening his subjects lives. As Do-Wah said if Bog was destroyed Martians would declare a national holiday. Damage: Damage is Bogs lacky. He is the only one that knows the Martians are tratiors but he doesn't completly convince Bog until the end of the season. Damage mutters evil things about Bog and when asked he gets scared and changes what he said completly. Damage is very smart considering he has made many evil robots (a virus [that can mind control], Infi-night [a very distruvtive robot], Clacktor [a video taping robot] and the Electrocutioner). Damage also wants to kill Bog and take over being Emporer. Show Opening Theme B.K.M.! B.K.M.! B.K.M.! We are the martians! The Butt Ugly Martians! We are the martians! The Butt Ugly Martians! We don't want to start a war! I just want a hoverboard! We don't want to conquer Earth! I just want to fill my girth! B.K.M! B.K.M.! B.K.M! B.K.M.! We are the Martians! The Butt Ugly Martians! We are the Martians! The Butt Ugly Martians! If you try to go to far! You will see how tough we are! If you try it any way! Then your gonna' here me say! B.K.M.! B.K.M.! B.K.M.! B.K.M.! We are the martians! The Butt Ugly Martians! We are the martians! The Butt Ugly Martians! What the Uglies say when transforming! Sent to conquer planet Earth, our mission is now to protect it! Courage to fight for freedom! We are to use these powers for the good of mankind! Power to defend against all invaders! Let's get ugly! If you have any questions, comments, or requests just e-mail one of us .......................... To E-Mail ponic3moreless
Kath Soucie

Kath Soucie

Anglea / Shaboom-Shaboom

Robert Stack

Robert Stack

Stoat Muldoon

Jess Harnell

Jess Harnell


Charlie Schlatter

Charlie Schlatter


Rob Paulsen

Rob Paulsen

2-T-Fru-T / Mike / Ronald / Dark Comet

S. Scott Bullock

S. Scott Bullock

Dr. Damage / Emperor Bog / Dr. Brady Hacksaw

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  • I'll never know how this got greenlighted

    No seriously, this show's concept should have been thrown into the garbage day 1. Butt Ugly Martians? Who in their right mind is going to want to watch a show with that kind of title? Even if it's meant as a joke, it's not funny. It's just a dumb name and a show that's even more brainless as well.

    Nickelodeon, what happened to you? You used to bring us really good cartoons, and then you slipped into this drivel?moreless
  • How did this get a 5.1?

    And it was 5.2 before I voted. And no I never watched this show. Why? Because just the name makes it sound stupid. I mean Butt-Ugly Martians. Does that sound like a good show to you? To me it seems like it's going to be butt-ugly! I forgot this show even existed until I found a site that had lists like "Top Ten Most Ridiculous Television Series From Nick, Cartoon Network, and Disney Channel", "Top Ten Least Funny Shows From Nick and Cartoon Network", and "Top Ten Least Funny Shows From Nick, Cartoon Network, and Disney Channel". And they had this show on all these lists. I mean who came up with this show? The saddest part of it all is this may actually be better than Rabbids Invasion, Sanjay and Craig, or Breadwinners. And it's still bad! Oh well, at least it's off the air. Also, I found out S. Scott Bullock is in this. You know what other terrible Nick show he's currently in? Breadwinners!moreless
  • Imagine Invader Zim, but take the humor away and make it cheesy, put in bad CGI, and make the characters annoying, and you got Butt Ugly Martians.

    You ever meet one of those people who said they were probed anally by aliens? Well watch this show and you will know how that feels. Seriously, Butt Ugly Martians is one of if not the worse show about aliens ever. Everything in this show is bad, the CGI, the characters, and the humor. The story is about a group of aliens that have come to take over Earth and have to deal with each other along the way, but they come to love Earth and defend it. If you thought the premise was stupid, trust me when I say it's the least bad thing about this show. All the characters from the martians to the humans are downright terrible. Everyone is just a cardboard device and have no personality. The humor in this show is just so cheesy, the aliens always give wise cracks that are neither charming or funny and become very annoying very quick and there are a lot of bad puns. The CGI artwork is terrible, the colors are very bright, and the aliens and humans look very terrible. As for the animation, the characters barely move and it's very choppy. The stories are generic and bland that are forgettable. Nothing is new and unique and will make you fall asleep, but at least you won't have to see this show. Butt Ugly Martians has everything that makes this show one of the worst. The plots are weak, the premise is stupid, the characters are one dimensional, the humor is too cheesy, and the CGI is just abysmal. Pass this show up and just stay far away from it forever.moreless
  • Usually Slated as a Series, but not as bad as it's (presumably) thought of as.

    This early 00's Series used to be shown at about 16:00pm on CITV during on Weekdays,usually along with "Digimon".

    While even at that age i knew it was rather Bad, it still made me laugh & provided escapism after a long day (this series certainly was good for that).

    If given a choice between this and the Purile & Innane Rubbish on TV today (especially on CBBC / CITV / Nick & Disney's Networks) i for one would rather have this.

    I can also say as a 1990's - 00's Kid this WASN'T the "beginning of Nick's Decline" (as one user puts it), as they were already going down the toilet long before this series was even made, apart for "Hey Arnold" & "Avatar: the Legend of Anng" Nick haven't made a notable series since 2003.

    Animation: As it's the same style used for "Jimmy Neutron" the only word can be... Equally Bad.

    Characters: Surprisingly few of them overall, some of them really badly designed (Mike & Cedric being the worst examples) but not all("Angela" / "Daa-maj" & "Emperor Bog" [who always seemed to me to have been modeled after "Benito Mussolini";]to name 3).

    Story: Not much i can say to defend that i'm afraid, as it certainly wasn't a strong point of the series, but as "B.U.M" was never supposed to be serious that's beside the point.

    Soundtrack: Probably the most original part of this series, and argueably somewhat catchy

    Overall: Not a Special Series it has to be said (except in th easpect of early 00's Kitch Appeal) but not as bad as it's usually described.

    My Score: 06/12.moreless

    I've never thought I'd care to watch a show less then a Spanish Soap Opera, honestly The Butt Ugly Martians is the worst show to ever air on television. Super Duper Sumos is better then it! What were the creators thinking? Just because Invader Zim got canned doesn't mean you have to create an Alien show right away about Peace loving aliens that like to gorge themselves and ride hoverboards with teenagers. BKM is also the worst idea of all time, "I'm a giant robot! Now I have to fight off our boss to save that guy that looks gender confused!"

    Please do not watch this show, if this show ever comes on again, kill yourself.moreless