Californication

Jonathan: Who are you, Don Quixote? Hank: No, not even Don-fuckin'-Knotts. The Ingenious Hidalgo Don Quixote of La Mancha is a novel, written by Miguel de Cervantes, that was published in two volumes in the early 1600s. In the book, the fictional character of Quixote is obsessed with stories of chivalry. Don Knotts (1924-2006) was an actor who was best known for his role as Deputy Barney Fife on The Andy Griffith Show from 1960 to 1965.

Hank: (to Jonathan) You wanna fuck around, that's fine, fuck around all you want, I'm no Judge Judy. This is a reference to Judy Sheindlin, the family court judge who became famous as the host of the syndicated court TV series Judge Judy.

Becca: (to Mia) I wanna be a 40-year-old virgin. This is a reference to The 40-Year-Old Virgin, a 2005 comedy movie. Seth Rogen co-produced and starred in the film, and Steve Carell played the role of the 40-year-old virgin.

Hank: (Speaking to Dani, Charlie's assistant) Morticia, call me Hank please. Hank is referring to the goth character Morticia Addams from the TV show and Movie series The Addams Family.

Hank: (To the assistant after interrupting Charlie's and his assistant's photo session) Maybe it's time to punch out there, Bettie Page. Bettie Page is a former American pin-up and fetish model who became the first famous bondage model in the 1950s.

Hank: (To Charlie after interrupting Charlie's and his assistant's photo session) Hey, take it easy there, Diane Arbus. The American photographer Diane Arbus (1923-1971) is well known for her photographs of the outsiders of society, such as nudists, dwarfs, transvestites and the mentally or physically handicapped.