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Bill: Well, I'd like to propose a toast: To friends, family, a new beginning...
(Mia rubs the inside of Hank's leg)
Mia: And a happy ending.
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Mia: Hi Daddy.
Bill: Honey, you can put some clothes on, okay? We have company.
Mia: Well. I'm sure it's nothing he [Hank] hasn't seen before.
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Mia: (To Hank) You look like ass. Did we just have sex?
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Sonja: I love your writing.
Hank: (Smiling) And I love you.
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Hank: (In front of a mirror) Nobody likes you. You are ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile, you f***ing douche.
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Hank: Jesus H. Christ.
Mia: Nope. Just little me. Are you okay? You look a little pale. You could have a heart attack, are you? You are getting on in years.
Hank: Just because I'm older than you doesn't necessarily make me old.
Mia: Well, I'm 16, you know.
Hank: So I've been told.
Mia: What's the word for that again? Oh yes, statutory rape. Hahaha.
Hank: That's two words.
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Hank: What the f*** is that?
(Pointing at a painting)
Bill: Oh, you like it? I could have bought a car instead.
Hank: I think you should still buy the car and then run over whoever created that turd.