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Karen: This is Mia, Bill's daughter, and this is Hank. You two know each other?
Hank: No.
Mia: Well, I do recognize you.
Hank: No.
Mia: Yeah, sure I do.
Hank: No.
Mia: From your book. Your picture is on the back.
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Mia: What happened to your eye?
Karen: Yeah what did happen to your eye, Hank?
Hank: Well, you should see the other guy.
Mia: I hope she doesn't press charges.
Hank: It was not a "she", it was a "he", the other guy.
Mia: Right, or whatever I'm off to bed, good night. It was nice to meet you, Hank.
Hank: Nice to meet you, too.
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Mia: Hey, that was really cool what you did tonight, it's nice to see some good old fashion family values in this morally bankrupt city of ours.
Hank: That's me, I'm all about the family values.
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Hank: Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.
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Becca: Father?
Hank: Daughter?
Becca: Can I ask you something?
Hank: Anything, my love.
Becca: Why is there a naked lady in your bedroom?
Hank: You stay right here.
Becca: There's no hair on her vagina. Do you think she's ok?
Hank: I'll check.
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Karen: Well, Bill and I never touched each other till we were dead and buried.
Hank: Ok, are you trying to make me throw up now?
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Becca: Don't yell at him!
Karen: I'm not going to yell at him...much.
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Becca: So, who won that round?
Hank: Oh, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.
Becca: Looks like a fun game.
Hank: You think I made her laugh?
Becca: Sure. A little. On the inside.
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Hank: What?
Karen: You smell like pussy.
Hank: Thank you.
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Hank: (To Karen) Oh, I know that look. That's the look that shrivels me testes.