Californication Season 3 Episode 2

Sue: Who knows, you might something better in my punani.
Charlie: Yeah, Warren Beatty's lost Rolex, maybe.

Warren Beatty is an actor and is considered one of the early Hollywood leading men. Charlie is making a joke about Sue's age--Beatty was born in 1937 and did most of his acting work in the 1950s to 1970s.

Hank: (to Chris) Your story was bad. It was terrible, in fact. It was like that lame Twilight bullshit. I have no patience for that crap. It's not writing, it's like bound toilet paper.

Twilight is a series of vampire-themed novels by Stephenie Meyer. The first book was published in 2005, and the novels have been adapted into a series of movies, the first of which was released in 2008.

Sue: (to Charile) Are you thinkin' about some role playing? Because you name the game, I'll play the part. And I'm good at it. I used to run lines with Margot Kidder, before she went ape shit.

Margot Kidder is an actress best known for her roles as Lois Lane in the Superman movies of the late 1970s and early 80s. Kidder suffers from bi-polar disorder and received attention in 1996 when she was found by members of the LAPD after a psychiatric episode.

Sue: (to Charlie while he works) All work and no ass play makes Chuck a dull boy.

This is a reference to the proverb "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." The most famous use of the quote was by Jack Nicholson in the 1980 horror movie The Shining, based on the novel by Stephen King.

Hank: (looking for a response from his students) How 'bout the rest of you spoiled rich kids? Someone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

This is a reference to the 1986 movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off, a comedy about a high school senior who skips school and tries to avoid getting caught by the dean. In that movie, one of the teachers used to address the class the very same way Hank does.

Stacy: (to Felicia) Are you done handling this? Because we are dealing with an idiot man-child here.
Hank: (impersonating a retarded person) Uh, me love her too much, me pet her too hard. She no wake up.

This is a reference to the 1937 John Steinbeck novel Of Mice and Men. One of the characters in the story, Lennie, is mentally disabled and very strong. Near the end of the book, he accidentally kills his boss's wife while petting her hair.