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Julian: There was only one guy, according to Sonja. And, um, you know, she was lonely, he was there, you needed a little positive reinforcement, didn't you? And, he gave you that. So there is nothing to be ashamed of, we all do it. The point is to rise above it and to love ourselves.
Marcy: Totally, totally, totally.
Hank: You just come up with that shit, or do you have cue cards written somewhere?
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Julian: You should come to, uh, one of my workshops, free of charge.
Hank: You do workshops now? I am down with that s***.
Julian: See what it's about, maybe it'll help you with your working.
Hank: When you extract the artist within, does he cut you a check, too?
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Karen: We're having a dinner party, so why don't you focus on the patio.
Hank: God, when you say it out loud like that, it sounds awful. Is it too late to call off?
Karen: Stop it, it's going to be fun, right?
Hank: Really? Cause I think it's going to be like having a Q-tip jammed up my urethra...for three hours, without lube. Which could be fun, if you do it to me. Wanna?
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Becca: (saying Grace at the dinner table) I would like to thank the Lord below, for giving me the strength to make it through this dinner. Praise, hail, Satan.