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  • Call Me Fitz

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    Morally bankrupt car salesman Richard "Fitz" Fitzpatrick (Jason Priestley) is forced to become business partners with his inner conscience, Larry (Ernie Grunwald), an offbeat do-gooder intent on healing Fitz's mangled psyche, one hilarious disaster at a time.moreless
  • O-Rigins

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    S 4 : Ep 6 - 11/13/13

    A major family secret is revealed when Fitz teams up with cousin Paula to stop Ken and Elaine from getting remarried.
  • Pulling a Polanski

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    S 4 : Ep 4 - 10/30/13

    After primo used stock goes missing, Fitz and Ken set out to frame their new nemesis Pat Childs before he muscles in on their business.
  • Raising What's-His-Name

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    S 4 : Ep 3 - 10/23/13

    Fitz and Larry wind up getting kidnapped as they track down Fitz’ missing baby and the profits from the brothel scam.
  • Baby's First Brothel

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    S 4 : Ep 2 - 10/16/13

    The Fitzpatricks devise a plan to use a baby play group as a front for a brothel that caters to lonely moms.
  • Alice Doesn't Live Here, Anymore

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    S 4 : Ep 1 - 10/9/13

    Fitz wants to use his baby to sell cars but first must prove to the courts that he can provide a stable and loving home.
  • And Baby Makes... Fuck! Part 2

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    S 3 : Ep 12 - 12/18/12

    With Ali in labour, Fitz sets out to buy the dealership back from the Ruptals before his son is born... and before his Father buys it back first. There's just one tiny problem - money. So when Ken is kidnapped by the gay mob in search of their Wurlitzer, Fitz must choose whether to rescue him, abandon him, or use the opportunity to finance the purchase of Fitzpatrick Motors. Meanwhile, Josh saves the Ruptals by "killing" them, Ali remains undecided about her priorities, and Meghan falls into a hole.moreless
  • And Baby Makes... Fuck! Part 1

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    S 3 : Ep 11 - 12/11/12

    Larry gets Fitz thrown into jail in an ill-thought-out attempt to repair his relationship with Ken. But once he’s locked up, Fitz discovers he isn’t the top dog he thought he’d be. Ken is. In fact, there’s only one thing standing between Fitz and survival – control of the prison’s supply of sugary cereal. Lucky for Fitz, Josh (who’s gotten himself arrested to keep from killing the Ruptals) has a line on a fresh supply. Meanwhile, Meghan tries to blackmail a laboring Ali into giving her free legal advice.moreless
  • Apoca' Smokes Now

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    S 3 : Ep 10 - 12/4/12

    When Mayor Fitz ushers in a world of Blowjob Tuesdays and daycare sweatshops, Larry realizes that the Summerwind isn’t Fitz’s true dream. If it were, he would have opened it by now. At the moment, he seems more interested in putting everyone he knows in jail. Larry finds himself alone, on the run and desperate to figure out what Fitz’s dream really is. Meanwhile, Josh discovers the real purpose of Operation Blackout…offing his new best buddies – The Ruptals.moreless
  • Teetotal Recall

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    S 3 : Ep 9 - 11/27/12

    Fitz discovers being a City Councilor doesn’t give him any power, and changes tactics. However, seducing the Mayor into fast-tracking his re-zoning legislation gets Fitz a new drinking buddy and a new title, but still no lounge. Worried that Fitz is losing focus, Larry pushes a prohibition by-law through city council resulting in a tragic sober-driving accident that threatens to undermine the entire political system by making Fitz the acting Mayor of a police state.moreless
  • Are You There God? I Need To Speak To Frank

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    S 3 : Ep 8 - 11/13/12

    When Fitz finds out his family is using Meghan's new "risen-from-the-dead" status to run a-donations-for cars scam, he wants in. But when his own family won't cut him in on the action, he decides to start his own church - if people will worship the resurrected, surely they'll worship the ressurector... and vote for him. But the real miracle occurs at Fitz's darkest moment, when his mother steps up with a much needed campaign boost.moreless
  • The Totally Legitimate Death of Meghan Fitzpatrick

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    S 3 : Ep 7 - 11/6/12

    With his popularity on the rise, Fitz tries to secure the sympathy vote - and the election - by faking Meghan's suicide and funeral, triggering a battle with Chester, who will stop at nothing to secure the sympathy vote for himself. Meanwhile, Ken uses Meghan's death to make amends with Elaine - and to propose a new business venture.moreless
  • Semen-Gate

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    S 3 : Ep 6 - 10/30/12

    Fitz tries to win Barry over - by accidentally drinking Barry's prize-winning nanobot research during a drunken night of father-son bonding. He attempts to repair the situation by releasing a competitors AIDS monkey... only to reveal that he sucks as a parent.moreless
  • Fuck the Vote

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    S 3 : Ep 5 - 10/23/12

    Fitz is running dead last with the female vote and Dot is determined to curb his sex-for-votes tactics when the president of the Ladies Auxiliary winds up dead. An interview with Melody Gray – Coverton’s favourite female reporter - could be just the ticket to rehabilitate Fitz' image and get him back on track - if Fitz can keep it in his pants. And if that fails, he always has Larry to fuck things up far worse than Fitz ever could. Meanwhile, Ken goes through detox at the mental hospital, revealing a psychic pain he just can't seem to shake - his ex-wife Elaine.moreless
  • The Rise and Fall of Ethnic Man

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    S 3 : Ep 4 - 10/16/12

    With Chester Vince firmly in control of the multicultural vote, Fitz sets out to prove that he too is a friend to the "ethnics"... by bribing them. But Fitz's attempts to buy his way into office are overshadowed by the appearance of a brand new political player in Coverton - a superhero who goes by the name of ETHNIC MAN and whose message of friendship, harmony, and drugs he tries to co-opt. On the other side of town, Ken tries to break Meghan out of the mental hospital to sign the lease on a new dealership.moreless
  • The Virgin Homo-Cide

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    S 3 : Ep 3 - 10/9/12

    With his campaign coffers running desperately low, Fitz tries to get in good with the old money establishment at the local country club. But no matter how much he turns up the charm, his efforts prove unsuccessful since Club President, Reginald Van Bulow has a longstanding beef with Ken. Back at Fitzpatrick Motors, Ken, desperate to regain control of his dealership, asks Josh to spy on the Ruptals.moreless
  • Thirty Percent Less Pulp Fiction

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    S 3 : Ep 2 - 10/2/12

    Fitz's efforts to secure a nomination for city council are derailed when his identity is "accidentally" deleted from the city records. He and Larry travel to Miami to obtain Fitz's long form birth certificate from Ken, who will only help if Fitz gets him and his stolen Wurlitzer out of town. Thanks to Larry, a fresh pineapple, and an overzealous Fruit Border Agent, the journey home turns into an exercise in survival.moreless
  • F**K City Hall

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    S 3 : Ep 1 - 9/25/12

    After losing the Summwerwind Lounge to a Chester Vince-led rezoning ordinance to protect the endangered speckled titmouse, Fitz realizes the only way to get his dream back on track (and beat Chester) is to join the ranks of power and run for public office. Meanwhile, Ken's retirement in Miami isn't going as planned - his old haunts have been gentrified by the gay mafia and Ken's not going to take it lying down.moreless
  • What the F*ck is a Beaver Moon?

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    S 2 : Ep 13 - 2/2/12

    With the Beaver Moon finally upon him, Fitz is filled with a new resolve: fuck the shadowy figure that's haunted his every move. Richard Fitzpatrick has been to hell and back; anyone who wants to take him down better be prepared to be taken down first. But after the first assassination attempt, Fitz realizes he might need a little bit of help. Fitz sets out to assemble a crack team of unlikely experts for one last attempt to discover the identity of his shadowy nemesis... and destroy him.moreless
  • Hell Hath No Drink Limit

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    S 2 : Ep 12 - 1/26/12

    Fitz wakes up in a deserted dealership - no booze, no drugs, just a lot full of crushed cars and Larry. It must be Hell. Actually, Fitz is in Purgatory, and Larry is thrilled - not only does he finally have proof that he really is Fitz's conscience; this means they still have a chance of getting into heaven! But Fitz has other plans - namely Hell. Under the guidance of legendary used-car salesman slash spirit guide, Nicki Fibronski, Fitz and Larry battle for control of Fitz's soul. But is Nicki even trying to help Fitz? Or is he just out for his own good?moreless
  • Revel Without Applause

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    S 2 : Ep 11 - 1/19/12

    With the Beaver Moon almost upon him, Fitz comes to the realization that everything he's ever done doesn't add up to shit. What he needs is one last blaze of glory, something that will write him into the pages of the history books. Larry encourages Fitz to work through his past regrets... until he discovers that the longstanding speed record Fitz wants to break is nothing more than a death mission. But will Larry's attempts to keep Fitz alive by convincing him of his innate goodness actually work? And will Larry even be able to find anything good to say about Fitz?moreless
  • How Do You Say Blowjob in Pennsylvania Dutch?

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    S 2 : Ep 10 - 1/12/12

    After going on the lam to track down Sonja and clear Fitz's name, Fitz and Larry end up at a roadside diner. A chance encounter with Laverne the fortuneteller leads them to an old-timey village where they find Sonja. Turns out she's Amish, engaged, and she'd like to be left alone. But now that Sonja is off-limits, Fitz is determined to win her back... even if he has to out-Amish a thousand manly fiancées to do it. Unfortunately, in modernizing the village's horse cart business in an effort to impress, Fitz ends up destroying an entire people's way of life. And losing the heart of the one woman he actually loves.moreless
  • Repo Wedding

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    S 2 : Ep 9 - 1/5/12

    This isn't the first time Richard Fitzpatrick has been brought in for questioning and it won't be the last. It is, however, the first time he's actually been innocent. Which is why, after prosecutor Chester Vince is forced to let Fitz go for lack of evidence, Fitz swiftly decides to take revenge. He starts off by repossessing Chester's ride, escalates to threatening to expose Chester's gambling debts, and caps it off by banging fiancée Ali on their wedding day. As Fitz drives away with Chester's bride - and his Volvo - Chester vows to put Fitz away for good. Even if he has to manufacture the evidence to make that happen.moreless
  • Heir of the Dog

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    S 2 : Ep 8 - 12/29/11

    With Ken hospitalized for testicular cancer, the Fitzpatrick children compete to prove their desire to be number one in their dear father's heart... or at least in his will. But after his surgeon amputates the wrong ball, Ken announces a new plan - he's going to have a new child, with Dot. Fitz and Elaine are forced to embark on a desperate mission to destroy Ken's sperm before he can impregnate Dot and further dilute their inheritance. And in the process mother and son develop a bond. But is it even possible for Fitz to trust his mother anymore? And more importantly, is it wise?moreless
  • Dysfunctional Family Circus

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    S 2 : Ep 7 - 12/22/11

    When Dot and Ken gang up on Fitz, Fitz decides it's time to get rid of his former nemesis for once and for all. But try as he might, he just can't seem to shake her. Dot is always just one step ahead of him. Out of desperation, Fitz decides to fight bitch with bitch, by bailing his mother out of jail. If anyone can remind his old man how much he hates all of womankind it's her. But a toxic trip down memory lane backfires when Ken and Elaine reminisce... reconcile...and then turn on Fitz over his childhood theft of Ken's prize bottle of Presidential scotch.moreless
  • Bring Me the Feet of Dexter Laine

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    S 2 : Ep 6 - 12/15/11

    After the untimely death of Dexter Laine, there's only one thing left for Fitz to do - find a way to profit from his hero's death. But while breaking into the morgue to steal Dexter's feet for a Bavarian necro-podophiliac Fitz befriended during his "Dexter Laine Death Tour", Fitz and Larry inadvertently uncover evidence that proves Fitz already slept with Dot. Thank Christ! Fitz confronts Dot, who reveals the source of her rage - him. But when Fitz goes to sleep that night, his reoccurring dream reveals that Dot is not the shadowy figure from his prophecy - and that the shadowy figure is actually a man.moreless
  • Pubic Disturbance

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    S 2 : Ep 5 - 12/8/11

    Confronted with his mortality via a grey pube, Fitz tries to talk legendary crooner Dexter Laine into backing his plans for the Summerwind; cashing in on his idol's name is a sure bet. And failing that - sabotage the old guy.moreless
  • My Own Private Oka

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    S 2 : Ep 4 - 12/1/11

    When Babs Devon's body is unearthed on the Summerwind land, Larry panics and tells the cops the site is an ancient Indian burial ground. Lucky for Fitz, Josh turns out to be 1/13th Cherokee. But when Josh is seduced into signing the land over to the Cherokee Nation by a slick chief who promises him a friendship bracelet, Fitz decides to destroy it. If he can't have a lounge/Native casino/strip club, no one can. But as soon as Fitz lets an entire truckload of toxic waste spill out over the site of his dream lounge...Ali tells him she brokered a deal to return it to him.moreless
  • Don of the Differently Abled

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    S 2 : Ep 3 - 11/17/11

    When Fitz fails his dealership exam yet again, Larry puts "d" and "p" together and diagnoses Fitz with dyslexia. Larry is surprise - and pleased - by Fitz's quick acceptance of his disability... Until he discovers Fitz's plans to cash in on the benefits system. The grant money he's going to scam them out of should be more than enough to start breaking ground on the Summerwind - at long last everything's coming up Fitz! But things go horribly wrong when Fitz clashes with a 'tard gang led by a beautiful but vicious double amputee. They had plans for that money and they didn't include Fitz.moreless
  • F*cking Memories

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    S 2 : Ep 2 - 11/10/11

    When someone defaces Fitz's dealership mural with a giant spray-painted penis, Fitz is determined to broadcast his heterosexuality as far and as wide as possible - the only question is how. Unfortunately for Fitz, his past exploits have set the bar a little too high. These days, a rambunctious chambermaid orgy won't even get him a raised eyebrow. But when an anonymous "nemesis releases a tape of him engaged in an activity he'd prefer to keep hidden deep under the covers, Fitz finds himself trying to suppress a scandal rather than create one.moreless
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