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Alex: Honey, I'm gonna need you to look after Senator Barnes' wife today.
Isabel: Alex...I'm pregnant.
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(Rebecca shows Jaime her new tattoo)
Jaime: Becky, you got inked?
Rebecca: Yeah.
Jaime: It's just like mine. You know what this means, right? You're mine forever.
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Rebecca: Did you tell your dad why you're not going to college?
Jaime: No...at the party.
(They kiss)
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Pancho: I'm not selling the sugarcane to the Samuels, Frank. Now, bad things may come out of that, I don't want you to handle them alone. I'm making Alex president and CEO of the company.
Frank: Papi, you can't do that.
Pancho: I love you, Frank. But for reasons you don't know, you're just not the right man for the job.
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Amalia: Ay Enrique, ooh. Your brother and that girl. She's gonna have to get pregnant.
Isabel: Ay Mami, por Dios.
Amalia: Hey, how else is she gonna get Enrique down the isle?
Henry: It's your fault, Mami. Still looking for somebody like you.
Amalia: Ah yeah, you're looking in the wrong place.
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Pancho: Well, Doctor, I guess I'm not as tough as I look.
Dr. Rodriguez: Oh no, you're still a tiger bunch.
Pancho: Have you tried the pastelitos?
Dr. Rodriguez: Pastelitos! Heh. How do you think I got this weight, eh? Steamed broccoli and chicken salads?
Pancho: Alright, so tell me, how long do I have?
(Silence breaks out)
Dr. Rodriguez: Six months. A year. (Pancho smiles nervously). It's time to tell your family, Panchito. Por favor. Take Amalia on a cruise. Enjoy yourselves.
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Katie: Mom! Guess what! Uncle Henry says I can go to the club Saturday.
Isabel: What?!
Amalia: Ave Maria!
Henry: (From the other room) It's not my fault!
Isabel: She's only seventeen!