Canterbury's Law

Season 1 Episode 1


Aired Monday 8:00 PM Mar 10, 2008 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Elizabeth Canterbury: How much do you weigh, Detective?
      Detective McKee: (laughs) Uh, I'm a solid 250, I guess.
      Elizabeth Canterbury: Judge, I would ask that the officer stand up for me for a second, please.
      Elizabeth Canterbury: According to your grand jury testimony, you were walking in the woods and you see the ring right at your feet.
      Detective McKee: Yes, that's correct.
      Elizabeth Canterbury: I don't mean to be indelicate here. What color are your shoes, sir?
      D.A. Williams: Objection, your honor! She's ridiculing the witness!
      Elizabeth Canterbury: It is a legitimate question! How could the detective see a ring at his feet when he can't see past his own belly?
      D.A. Williams: Objection!
      Elizabeth Canterbury: Were mirrors involved?