The "epic" begins
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"Good"
It's not where you can be
It's what you can see
That takes you there
Your destination
Your destination
It's here inside
Right here inside
-- Boston, "My Destination"
Seven years after Mother Brain (the enemy in "Metroid") and her forces began her assault on the Palace of Power, and one year after MB captured King Charles of Videoland and banished him to the Mirror World, Princess Lana and her few surviving allies fear that the end is near. Their only hope is in an ancient prophecy that a Hero from Another World (TM) will come to save them. Lo and behold, the Ultimate Warp Zone opens up and delivers to them Kevin Keene, a 15-year-old kid from Northridge, California, and his mutt Duke.
Kevin is quite surprised to see himself face-to-face with Simon Belmont (hero of "Castlevania"), Kid Icarus (actually the angel Pit from the game "Kid Icarus") and Mega Man (the robot from the eponymous game), but he is completely smitten when he first lays his eyes upon the exquisite Princess Lana of Videoland (a character created for the series). Not so much that he's eager to join them in the fight against Mother Brain, however; he tries to escape back through the UWZ, which closes up on him before he can do so. Lana runs off crying, and Kid Icarus and Mega Man give Kevin an earful.
The UWZ has used so much of the Palace's power that its defenses are weak. MB, using her clairvoyant mirror, sees this and sends King Hippo (one of the opponents in "Mike Tyson's Punch-Out") and Eggplant Wizard (a villian in "Kid Icarus") to capture the Princess. Lana is in her private quarters, speaking to a picture of her father, lamenting the fact that the prophesied hero isn't up to snuff, and despairing that she has failed in her father's stead. Shortly after this, EW and KH capture her. They are about to escape back to Metroid when Kevin comes to the rescue. He falters in battle just long enough for EW and KH to make good their escape with the Princess, however.
Kevin breaks the bad news to the rest of the team. Simon Belmont, being the highest-ranking officer of the team, declares himself leader and starts bossing the others around. They start arguing, and Kevin tells everyone to cool it. They pull out a map and look for a warp zone to Metroid. Simon suggests one direction, Kevin another. They go Simon's way and find themselves in Kongoland. After a close encounter with Donkey Kong's bathtub, they find their way to Metroid. It's worth noting that Kevin needs to use his Power Pad a couple times, causing its Power Meter to go down (this little nuance would soon be ignored in the rest of the series, however). The team makes its way to Metroid and see Lana imprisoned in a cell. Mega Man catapults Kevin up into the sky and through the roof of Lana's cell. where Kevin and Lana embrace and reconcile. The rest of the team makes their way into the cell and then see the door lock behind them. Mega Man laments that they're locked in. Uh, except for the hole in the roof, bozo. MB appears in a hologram, taunts the team, and opens a trapdoor under Kevin, Lana and Duke.
Kevin, Lana and Duke make their way through Metroid, accompanied by a mediocre version of Bob Seger's "Shakedown". Eventually they make their way out, only to find themselves in MB's control center, with Kevin's Zapper inconveniently running out of juice. However, Simon, Kid Icarus and Mega Man find their way there through an alternate route, and then they are able to fight off MB and escape back to the Palace of Power, where Kevin eventually agrees that he'd rather help defend Videoland from the forces of evil than pick up his bedroom and do his homework. The End.
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The purpose of the pilot episode is to lay out the foundations and various threads in the series, and this episode certainly does that. The show gives an initial definition of the characters -- Kevin is the Hero From Another World who conquers the bad guys but still isn't quite sure what he's doing here; Simon is the incumbent #1 who resents having his turf trod upon but eventually realizes the need to work with Kevin; Lana is the embattled leader desperately trying to hold the kingdom together (as well as a fine piece of eye candy).
This episode also sets two really common bad precedents: first, Mother Brain has a clairvoyant mirror that she can use to spy on the N Team and make trouble for them whenever she wants. Second, characters can teleport pretty much wherever they need, whenever they need. At first, King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard breaking inth the palace is justified by the assertion that the Ultimate Warp Zone has drained the Palace's defense systems, but this idea quickly goes out the window in the rest of the series -- if the bad guys need to break into the Palace, they'll find a way to break into the Palace. Both are common but cheap plot devices.
So the show is fairly typical of '80s cartoon fare, and given its aims (to sell Nintendo products to kids), it's not surprising that the series only lasted a few seasons. It's not a bad nostalgia trip though.moreless