Captain N: The Game Master

Simon: And in conclusion, let these weapons that belonged to my heroic great-grandfather be a symbol of my promise to be more fearless, more courageous, more handsome. Oh, that he were here to witness the glory that hath been bestowed upon the House of Belmont, this day. Kevin: Oh, that he were here to shut down the mouth of Belmont this day. Old Wizard: Hmm. If I remember correctly, that spell goes, uh... (zaps Simon, wrapping his whole body up in bandages, as the audience, Kevin, and the Old Wizard crack up over this spectacle)