Captain Planet and the Planeteers

Lexel: So, Linka, what do you like to do when you're not fighting Eco-Villains? Linka: (firmly) Not that it is any of your business, but... (kindly) I do like to go dancing. Wheeler: Ya do? I didn't know that! Linka: There are many parts of me you do not know, Yankee. Lexel: (yawns) That's fascinating.

Kwame: I just had the weirdest nightmare. Gi: Me, too. About an intergalactic game show. Wheeler: Yeah! And you kissed me. Linka: Uh, definitely a nightmare. Ma-Ti: No. Could not be.

MAL: Ahem. 1: It's an alien audience. 2: Consider the sponsor. Ergo, the answer must be: Move to another planet. Nukem: Y'know, I think ol' MAL-function here has something. Dr. Blight: That's a stupid answer! Plunder: No, it's not! Greedly: No! Move to another planet! Nukem: That's it! Lexel: Well, sweetcheek, what'll it be? Nukem, Greedly, and Plunder: MOVE TO ANOTHER PLANET!! Dr. Blight: NO! Control population growth! (all her teammates grumble) Lexel: For the game, is the answer "control population growth"?! (BUZZER!) Lexel: The Planeteers win the game!! (the Planeteers cheer, and Linka gives Wheeler a congratulatory kiss) Lexel: Let's see what the #1 answer was. (the #1 answer is revealed:) Lexel: Move to another planet! Dr. Blight: (not very surprised) Imagine that!

Lexel: Okay, villains. You get a chance to steal. You've got to agree on 1 answer between you. Dr. Blight: Yuck! Teamwork! Greedly: (puts his arms around his teammate) We've gotta think of things to save the planet! (disgusted, Dr. Blight pushes him off) Lexel: What do you say? Dr. Blight: Just give me a minute, sweetums, to check with my team. (she confers with her teammates, inaudiably) Nukem: Um, stop nuclear radiation? Greedly: No more clear-cutting forests? Plunder: (sighs) Give up exploiting poor countries? Dr. Blight: Wrong, bozos! I know what they do. They control population growth. And I wouldn't have all those wonderful subjects to use as guinea pigs. (the other villains mumble in disagreement)

Nukem (after losing the game) I don't care what the stupid survey says! I am going to finish off Captain Puney!