Car 54, Where are You?
NBC (ended 1963)
-
Season 2
4/14/63After Muldoon and Toody meet shy officer Snitkin, they convince him to join their Precinct, unaware that Snitkin has been a jinx wherever he goes.
4/7/63A lady asks her boyfriend to give up amateur boxing.
3/31/63The precinct uses Sylvia Schnauser as a decoy to rid the town of Discovery Publishers, run by con artists. As part of her cover, Sylvia insinuates that she is writing a book on the secrets of precinct life. Afraid that their privacy will be exposed, the whole crew goes into an uproar.moreless
3/24/63To cheer Lucille on her fortieth birthday, Toody decides that a new wig would be just the thing. However, in the process of getting just the right wig for his wife, Sylvia stirs things up causing Lucille to think that Toody has been unfaithful.
3/17/63Mrs. Bronson, the marriage broker, promises marriage to movie stars.
3/10/63A group of criminals gets pointers for their exploits by watching "Crime Busters," Officer Toody's favorite television show. Since the plots of the shows are fresh in Toody's mind, he appears to be an expert in solving the crime wave in town.
3/3/63As a coach, Muldoon and Toody promise Joel Pokrass that he will have guests at his Bar Mitzvah. However, Joel's dad is a notoriously cruel landlord. Getting folks to come is harder than they'd thought.
2/24/63The Precinct works hard both to rehabilitate and employ Charlie, a recovering alcoholic.
2/17/63After Toody casually mentions that today is an important day, rumors fly sending the Precinct into a panic. No one can remember what occasion they've supposedly forgotten.
2/10/63The Toodys are unsure about their new boarder's claim to be a preacher.
2/3/63Conrad Nogal approaches Cpt. Block about a special show about Muldoon's father. He had supposedly cracked a world famous case single handedly. But Muldoon stumbles upon his father's diary where the truth is revealed.
1/27/63Muldoon and Toody are assigned to help guard a visiting Russian official who is under the impression that the police force typifies American life.
1/20/63Toody and Muldoon oppose each other as they run for President of the Brotherhood Club.
1/13/63Toody and Muldoon help set up ex-con Benny in a candy store business. But he immediately gets involved in shady dealings, and it gets him in trouble once again.
1/6/63A group of crooks move into town right next door to the bank intending to rob it. However, every attempt to break the adjacent wall down is interrupted by Toody and Muldoon who are just trying to help their restaurant succeed. Ultimately, the restaurant goes so well that the owner and his pals decide to make their living honestly.moreless
12/30/62When the guys build up Muldoon's confidence enough to invite Cpt. Block's niece to the Mardi Gras, Muldoon becomes an egomaniac for a day.
12/16/62After overhearing Cpt. Block rehearsing a play, Toody and Muldoon mistakenly believe that the captain is a kleptomaniac.
12/9/62The 53rd precinct decides to attend a Broadway play.
12/2/62The Precinct replaces poor Pretzel Mary's furniture.
11/25/62Sylvia goes on a diet for a part in a play.
11/18/62Toody bird sits for Cpt. Block's parrot, and inadvertently teaches it to say "I hate Cpt. Block."
11/11/62Undercover as "Bull", a notorious bank robber, Toody robs a bank along with the help of a group of robbers who have managed to evade the police. Thinking that Toody is an expert as far as robbing is concerned, they fall for a bogus job which lands them all in prison.moreless
11/4/62The Precinct invests money into a big-time play, unaware that the play is about a corrupt Police Department.
10/28/62Leo is mistaken for a Count from Russia
10/21/62Mrs. Bronson tries to move into an apartment which is still under construction.
10/14/62Mitch Miller tries to give the Precinct a chance to sing on Sing Along With Mitch. But Toody has the only bass voice.
10/7/62In a flashback, Muldoon recalls the trouble Schnauser had twelve years previously. As a consequence, he was forced to give up riding his horse on patrol, converting to a vehicle.
9/30/62When Toody and Muldoon become ill at the same time, their doctor becomes intrigued because they have become similar in many other respects, much like a pair of oxen after being yoked together over time.
9/23/62Muldoon moves in with the Toody's temporarily. Strange sleep events cause both Muldoon and Lucille to begin to believe that they're having an affair with each other.
9/16/62Toody and Muldoon are assigned to drive the President from Idlewild Airport to the United Nations.
-
Season 1
