Caroline in the City

Mr Green: Sit down. So, I understand that one of my cash machines gobbled up some of your money. Funny thing, that also happened to David Letterman. Forty bucks, and the guy freaked out. Do you know how much cash he has in his checking account alone? Well of course, confidentiality prohibits me from actually telling you, but you could guess.

Shelly: Oh, Richard, I have had the greatest day of my whole life. I got my job back, and they found a compatible pig heart for my dad.

Shelly: (to the dog) Bonnie Belinda, let's go give Richard a big kiss! Richard: (thinking) God, it's Richard Karinsky. Please strike me dead.

Shelly: Hey, Mister Thinky-Think. What are you thinking? Richard: (thinking) I've got to dump her before she makes me eat whatever's in that pan. (out loud) Mmm. Sure smells good.

(Talking about Richard's girlfriend) Annie: No. I thought he dumped her a week ago. Caroline: Yeah I know, he keeps trying. The first time, her dad had a heart attack. The second time, she got fired. The third time, she had an actual fire.

Annie: So, we got this new dancer in "Cats" - Willemena. She's from Germany. Total downer. She dresses in black all the time, she doesn't wear make-up, she doesn't even drink beer! I'm mean, what's the point of being German if you don't drink beer? Caroline: She sounds depressing. Annie: She is. I'm thinking she's perfect for Richard.