Annie: I'm in Cats.
Jimmy: Cats? I love Cats. I've seen it 13 times.
Annie: Oh, that's real sad!
Caroline: So, I've seen Annie naked.
Richard: Who hasn't?
Annie: I'm getting audited by the IRS.
Richard: Oh goodie, Santa got my letter.
Richard: The people in the appartment next door to me were having sex 'till 4 a.m.
Annie: Where do you live?
Richard: Third and Avenue C.
Annie: Hmmm, wasn't me.
Richard: My fortune cookie was empty... Which, by the way, is also the title of my autobiography.