Caroline in the City

Annie: (about Caroline's eggnog) There's nothing in here but rum. Caroline: I know. But just call it eggnog, that way I don't have a problem.

Richard: (about asking Shelly out) Hello, how did it go? Charlie: Oh, I met that girl you told me about. Man, she's got that eyes, and that nose, and those lips... Richard: Yeah yeah, she's got a face. Charlie, did you ask her out? Charlie: Yeah, yeah I did. It took me ten cappuccinos to get up the nerve, but when she gave me the eleventh one for free, I knew I'd won her over. It's like we have so much in common, we're of one mind. Annie: Let me guess, she's using it now?

Richard: (about zipping up Annie) Where in my job description does it say I have to zip up the neighbour? Annie: Under benefits.

Caroline: Look Del, if you don't think we're going to be together in five months, just say so. Del: That's not what I said. Caroline: Well, you didn't have to say it. I'm a woman. I can smell fear. Agent: She's right, I can smell it over here.

Annie: Charlie, are you seeing anyone right now? Charlie: Well, there was this one girl in my apartment complex I was seeing on a regular basis, but then she bought curtains.

Richard: (About Shelly) How am I going to get rid of her? Annie: Well, you could ask Santa for a spine for Christmas.

Shelly: Ooh, Richard, I'm standing under the mistletoe... Caroline: Actually they were out of mistletoe, you're standing under cilantro. Shelly: Oh, what do people do under cilantro? Annie: They say goodbye. Shelly: Okay, goodbye.

Shelly: Ooh, is that fruitcake? Oh, I love fruitcake. Annie: Well, you are what you eat.