Caroline in the City

Caroline: You know, you mean a lot to me and I really gonna miss you. Richard: Thanks, I mean I'm gonna miss you ... what the hell we're talking about? I'm not dead!

Annie: (to Caroline about Richard) Look, he's got to have some make-up on his face. He's got to look like he just died - without make-up he looks like he died ten years ago.

Caroline: I don't know what other people do, but I can assure you that Richard, my very talented Richard, is indeed dead. Hilton Traynor: Oh yeah? Caroline: Yeah! Hilton Traynor: So when's the funeral? Caroline: Tomorrow at 2:00! Hilton Traynor: I'll be there! Caroline: So will Richard! Hilton Traynor: Great!

Caroline: Mr. Traynor? I'm Caroline Duffy, it's such a pleasure to meet you. Hilton Traynor: I know!

Caroline: Why me? Why is it always me? Richard: Because you have no spine and you're incapable of saying no. Caroline: Okay, fair enough!

Richard: Many times I thought about killing myself before ... but never for fun and profit.

Caroline is holding out a check to Richard Richard: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Look at all those zeroes! Who is Daniel Cowen and what did you tell him I would do for this? Because I'll do it! I just need to know what to wear!

Richard: John Chang, this guy I went to art school with, he was just killed and now he is hanging on Arabian's wall. Charlie: How come they didn't bury him?