Caroline in the City

Season 2 Episode 16

Caroline and the Dearly Departed

Aired Thursday 9:30 PM Feb 18, 1997 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Annie: Hey, don't rush us, okay, or I tell momma about those bodybuilding magazines under your bed.
      Pete: Hey, I buy those because I work out!

    • Caroline: You know, you mean a lot to me and I really gonna miss you.
      Richard: Thanks, I mean I'm gonna miss you ... what the hell we're talking about? I'm not dead!

    • Annie: (to Caroline about Richard) Look, he's got to have some make-up on his face. He's got to look like he just died - without make-up he looks like he died ten years ago.

    • Caroline: I don't know what other people do, but I can assure you that Richard, my very talented Richard, is indeed dead.
      Hilton Traynor: Oh yeah?
      Caroline: Yeah!
      Hilton Traynor: So when's the funeral?
      Caroline: Tomorrow at 2:00!
      Hilton Traynor: I'll be there!
      Caroline: So will Richard!
      Hilton Traynor: Great!

    • Caroline: Mr. Traynor? I'm Caroline Duffy, it's such a pleasure to meet you.
      Hilton Traynor: I know!

    • Caroline: Why me? Why is it always me?
      Richard: Because you have no spine and you're incapable of saying no.
      Caroline: Okay, fair enough!

    • Richard: Many times I thought about killing myself before ... but never for fun and profit.

    • Caroline is holding out a check to Richard
      Richard: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Look at all those zeroes! Who is Daniel Cowen and what did you tell him I would do for this? Because I'll do it! I just need to know what to wear!

    • Richard: John Chang, this guy I went to art school with, he was just killed and now he is hanging on Arabian's wall.
      Charlie: How come they didn't bury him?

    • Caroline: Richard, come on over here and smell this.
      Richard: Okay, let's go over my job description one more time!

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