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Annie: Hey, don't rush us, okay, or I tell momma about those bodybuilding magazines under your bed.
Pete: Hey, I buy those because I work out!
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Caroline: You know, you mean a lot to me and I really gonna miss you.
Richard: Thanks, I mean I'm gonna miss you ... what the hell we're talking about? I'm not dead!
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Annie: (to Caroline about Richard) Look, he's got to have some make-up on his face. He's got to look like he just died - without make-up he looks like he died ten years ago.
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Caroline: I don't know what other people do, but I can assure you that Richard, my very talented Richard, is indeed dead.
Hilton Traynor: Oh yeah?
Caroline: Yeah!
Hilton Traynor: So when's the funeral?
Caroline: Tomorrow at 2:00!
Hilton Traynor: I'll be there!
Caroline: So will Richard!
Hilton Traynor: Great!
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Caroline: Mr. Traynor? I'm Caroline Duffy, it's such a pleasure to meet you.
Hilton Traynor: I know!
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Caroline: Why me? Why is it always me?
Richard: Because you have no spine and you're incapable of saying no.
Caroline: Okay, fair enough!
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Richard: Many times I thought about killing myself before ... but never for fun and profit.
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Caroline is holding out a check to Richard
Richard: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Look at all those zeroes! Who is Daniel Cowen and what did you tell him I would do for this? Because I'll do it! I just need to know what to wear!
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Richard: John Chang, this guy I went to art school with, he was just killed and now he is hanging on Arabian's wall.
Charlie: How come they didn't bury him?
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Caroline: Richard, come on over here and smell this.
Richard: Okay, let's go over my job description one more time!