Caroline in the City

Annie: So where is Caroline, anyway? Richard: Oh, I don't know. She finished her strip and she left, muttering something about buying a dress, throwing herself in front of a bus, yada yada yada...

(About the balloons on Richard's desk) Caroline: I'm sorry, are those balloons in your way? Richard: (after popping them with a pencil) Not any more.

Ricahrd: So, how did you find out it was my birthday? Caroline: It was on your job application. Richard: And I thought that little piece of paper had already done its damage.

Caroline: (as Richard enters she starts to sing)Happy birthday to you... (Richard exits) Richard, you can come back in. I promise not to sing. Richard: (coming back in)That was singing? Ugh, I thought somebody was gelding a small animal.

(Talking about Del's mother) Caroline: Del, this is the woman who tried to fix you up with someone else on your wedding day. Del: Mom just realised that first marriage was a mistake before I did. Caroline: She ran over your second wife. Del: Helen was wearing grey, it was dark...

Caroline: Oh, dinner. Well, I already had dinner. Del: That was last night. Try again

(About two monkeys sitting on a branch) Caroline:Look at them. They're such a cute couple. Annie: He's so attentive to her needs. Look at the way his hand brushed her cheek. Caroline: Now, why can't I meet someone sweet like that? Annie: Don't worry, you will.